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Jessica Simpson wants you to look at her hair
December 9th, 2017 under Jessica Simpson. [ Comments: none ]

Jessica Simpson shared a photo of her bouncy curls, but that is not the bouncy body part you are looking at. I mean no matter what your sexuality is, you can not help but stare at them. I bet you are not even reading this because your eyes are still fixed on them. Right?


Crazy Ex Girlfriend’s song about penises is as catchy as an STD!
December 9th, 2017 under Crazy Ex-Girlfriend. [ Comments: none ]

I love a lot of things about Crazy Ex Girlfriend, and one of the things I love most is they will sing songs about everything and anything. Like creating an anthem for girls with big boobs called Heavy Boobs. Last night Paula (Donna Lynne Champlin) saw her Josh Chan and she sang a song about her first crush. The Abbaesque (sorry Erasure but I had to use the expression) tune was called The First Penis I Saw and Mamma Mia I cannot get it out of my head. Now I hope I can get it out of my head before I babysit otherwise we will have a lot explaining to do their parents since we all don’t have penises.


James Corden finds Fame with The Greatest Showman’s cast
December 8th, 2017 under Hugh Jackman, James Corden, Zac Efron. [ Comments: none ]

The Greatest Showman is coming to theaters in less than two weeks, and the main cast recorded a bit with James Corden today on the streets in Manhattan. What do those streets remind you of? Fame of course, so The Late Late Show host, Hugh Jackman, Zac Efron (in a blonde wig) and Zendaya will recreate that infamous number from the 1980 movie that made us all want to go to the Fiorello H. LaGuardia High School of Music and Art and Performing Arts.

No word when it will air on CBS, but we will not have to live forever to see it.


Madonna teaches us how to Vogue
December 8th, 2017 under Kelly Ripa, Madonna, Ryan Seacrest. [ Comments: none ]

I don’t know about you, but I know how to do the Macrena, Hand Jive, Chicken Dance (my fav) and The Electric Slide, but I never mastered Vogue. Not anymore because Madonna showed us to do it on Live with Kelly and Ryan this morning. So if you have a Bar Mitzvah or a wedding, invite me so I can show off my Vouging skills! Now I just need to catch up with this century and learn the Dougie and Watch Me.


What’s the fuss? Alice Cooper joins NBC’s Jesus Christ Superstar!
December 8th, 2017 under NBC. [ Comments: none ]

On my birthday aka April 1, 2018 or as Christians call it Easter Sunday, NBC is going to air Jesus Christ Superstar and today they announced who will be playing King Herod. That fun role is going to The Godfather of Shock Rock or we know him as Alice Cooper. Even though he looks like he worships Satan, he actually grew up in the Church because his father was a preacher. Therefore, this is perfect for him!

Personally, I would have gone with David Hasselhoff because I think of King Herod as cheesy and well, you can see where I am going with that thought. When it comes to Jesus, I would go with Josh Groban because he kind of looks like the messiah. Jason Derulo could really surprise us as Judas because he has a powerful voice. Talking about powerful voice, you really need one to belt out I Don’t Know How to Love Him. Thus, I would cast either Rita Ora or Ariana Grande. But that is me. Who would you cast in the Andrew Lloyd Weber musical?

Fun Fact: Zero Mostel’s son Josh played King Herod in the motion picture version. I did not know that until today.

One more fun fact: Alice Cooper record King Herod’s song in 1996 (xoxo Michael), so he can do this part blindfolded! To hear his version, then click here!


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