Seriously? OMG! WTF?

"Respondent's oral motion pursuant to section 214FC is granted and the matter proceeds as a closed hearing. The court and all parties present confer on the record that the court makes its order as fully reflected in the notes of the official court reporter. The court's prior order including the orders made on September 28, 2007 remain in full force and effect with the following modification: Respondent is to retain physical custody of the minor children on Wednesday October 3rd, 2007 at 12 PM until further order of the Court. Respondent's ex-parte application is noticed for October 3, 2007 at 1:30 PM in Department 88."

Spears was ordered to meet with a drug counselor — she didn't do it.

Spears was ordered to submit to drug testing — she didn't do it.

Spears was ordered to enroll in parenting classes — didn't do it.

Spears was also required to sign the judge's order — again, she didn't.

And last Friday, Commissioner Gordon prohibited both Spears and K-Fed from driving the children unless they had a valid California driver's license. Gordon was pissed today when TMZ posted video of Spears cavalierly driving her kids around Malibu.

In short, Spears did everything wrong … by doing nothing.