Want to see who got lucky, then
Howie Mandel, self-proclaimed germaphobe, had one of the worst things happen to him. A bird pooped on his bald head. Instead of using one of his many many anti-bacterial wipes on his head immediately, he had someone take a picture of it. Then, after what I am assuming, taking a really really long shower he Tweeted “This is why I love hats and hate birds”. I don’t think he will ever venture out without a hat ever again. But then again if he gets another show to add to his extensive lineup, he might throw out all of his hats and look for birds flying above him that really have to go #2.
