Tell me you heard it. Tell me you heard the words of the wise sage I like to call…NBC Promo Dude, who sent out this prophecy at the end of tonight’s episode of Heroes: "A Hero will be lost…And in a show known for its surprise endings, you ain’t seen nothin’ yet." Yee!! I sure hope you heard that warning, because they you’ll realize there are only six shopping days left to stock up on paper bags (for requisite hyperventilation) and adult diapers (um, in case an elderly relative should happen to visit) before said episode of "death" and "surprise" airs. ‘Cause let me tell you. Promo Dude is so not kidding. Not even a teensy weensy wittle bit. Reliable sources close to Heroes tell me that someone–a certain heroic someone–will indeed bite the dust in the next episode, which airs this very Monday. And hmm… wait a minute. Come to think of it, I’m pretty dang sure that two Heroes actually will die within the next few episodes. And producers are even planning a third! Talk about a body count. At this rate, the only character left at the end of the season will be Mr. Muggles, the Bennetts’ dog. Anyway, here’s a juicy little morsel of exclusive scoop that you can keep in mind when you discover which Heroes bite the dust in the next few episodes: One of the deceased was supposed to be on the show a while longer, but he or she ran into a few problems with his or her contract, and so this particular Hero is getting killed off six episodes earlier than originally planned. The storyline this insta-ousted character got a wee bit of a jumpstart, if you will, so buckle up and hold on to your couch cushions, ‘cause things are moving on fast foward. Believe you me.
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It better not be Hiro… Now I wonder who it will be? Claire’s friend is going to War Games 2, but he was not hero? Milo has Rocky, but he is too popular? Hmmm?
