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Is this Barbie saying WTF?
September 18th, 2014 under Barbie, Cool Technology. [ Comments: 1 ]

A mother in North Wales bought her 7 year old daughter a talking Barbie and she thinks the doll is saying something it shouldn’t according to Eonline. She swears she hears the doll saying a swear. The mum is convinced the doll is saying “What the f*ck?” Personally that is what I am not hearing and neither is Mattel.
To hear what the toy company says the doll is saying, then click here!


It’s a boy doll…with boy parts!
August 1st, 2014 under Cool Technology. [ Comments: none ]

For the last several years Toys’r’Us has been selling a boy toy called the You & Me Mommy Change My Diaper Doll, and no one complained that he is anatomically correct. That is, until now, because parents are in uproar that this little plastic doll has a penis and testicles. Because what better way to teach a kid that the opposite sex’s body is bad, but to start them with that mentally when they are just a baby. They don’t know what sexual organs are at that age, so let them feel like it is natural. It’s not like they are not going to see it anyways by the time they start school. At least this way they are prepared. Who’s with me?
In fact, I am going to buy one for my adopted niece, who is the only girl in her nursery school room. Let the infant know what she is up against. Not only will I buy her the doll for $24.99, I will also pick her up some clothes from the Kardashian Kids Kollection to go with it. It seems like the appropriate attire to play with him for some reason.


The Fleshlight Launchpad let’s you turn your iPad into an iF*ck machine!
July 9th, 2014 under Cool Technology. [ Comments: none ]

Boys, how many times have you been watching p0rn on your iPad and wish you had something there besides your hand to let you enjoy what you are seeing. Plus, it is not easy to do that and hold your iPad at the same time. Am I right? I am girl, so I don’t know. You can tell me I won’t judge.
Anyways, Fleshlight has come up with a product that will solve that problem. That’s right, for $24.95 you can buy the Fleshlight Launchpad and attach it to your iPad. But, there is a catch, you need to buy the Fleshlight too because otherwise it is useless. Don’t worry, the company is giving you a discount if you buy both. Then once they come in the mail, you are ready to try out your new app with your oldest joystick. Enjoy!
BTW I don’t think it is fair that the men have a toy like that and us women don’t. Why haven’t they come up with a reverse launchpad? Am I right, ladies? What’s fair is fair!


We live in a world where robots give birth
June 4th, 2014 under Cool Technology. [ Comments: none ]

Up until now, to me, the scariest I ever imagined a robot could ever do, was to develop emotions. But today, that all changed. According to WNYW, a hospital in New Jersey has robot that gives birth. So does that mean they can multiply and take over the world?
At this point no because for time being she is just being used to train doctors and nurses what to do if something unusual happens while the patient is under their care.
But, in my mind, now that they can simulate birth, I am going to have nightmares about them breeding so many more baby robots like them to take over for us that I don’t foresee getting any sleep anytime soon. I am the only one with this problem?
BTW I don’t think the robot was realistic as she gave birth because I didn’t hear the Jersey girl using any four letter words when the doctors weren’t listening to her concerns. What woman in labor isn’t throwing profanities out during that time. Oh yeah, the Scientology ones, they are just thinking it while they are having their silent births.


Pot flavored condoms!
February 26th, 2014 under Cool Technology. [ Comments: none ]

So some company in Amsterdam, yes Amsterdam, came up with the idea for Cannibis Flavored condoms called Cannadom. I have tried chocolate, cherry, banana and mint, and I’ve never thought about tasting one that’s pot flavored. I strongly believe in flavored condoms because they make him taste better, so if pot is your flavor enjoy! And the best part is you won’t get the munchies after you are done sucking on one, but hopefully he will…


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