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Mariah Carey puts Dem Babies to work
November 29th, 2018 under Mariah Carey. [ Comments: none ]

Mariah Carey is about to embark on her annual Christmas tour and it looks she is teaching her twins the background vocals for All I Want for Christmas (Is You). Now that Roc and Roe are 7 years old, instead of joining her on stage; it is about time they started earning their keep. Why not have them sing along with her to earn their supper. Plus, the audience will love it. It is a win/win for everyone, but the child labor department that might have to fine her for doing that. Can she put them to work legally?


Mariah Carey trapped in an elevator with her fans!
November 21st, 2018 under Mariah Carey. [ Comments: none ]

TRL thought it would be a good idea to put Mariah Carey in an elevator and meet some of her biggest fans. They were right.

The Lambs got to pose with her and even got to sing to her. That is right, she did not sing with them. Which is really weird because I am sure she would have sounded great in there. I wonder why?


Mariah Carey is a sexy nurse
October 31st, 2018 under Halloween, Mariah Carey. [ Comments: none ]

Mariah Carey is in Japan on Halloween, but that did not stop her from dressing up for the holiday with her boy toy Bryan Tanaka. The two of them went as a sexy nurse and hunky doctor. Which is a good thing because they will cause a lot of hearts to skip a beat. Since you are what you dress as for Halloween on Halloween and that makes them medical professionals for the day. Right? I know I dress as the b-word that rhymes with witch and that means I do not have to dress up.


Who is the biggest clown in this photo: Mariah Carey or the clowns?
October 28th, 2018 under Mariah Carey. [ Comments: none ]

Mariah Carey was ambushed by some zombie clowns in Osaka and I am not sure who is the biggest clown in the photo. Who I am kidding, it is the one with the most of amount of face makeup. Mimi of course! Sorry, it was too easy not to go there!


Mariah Carey cancels her Australian dates again
August 10th, 2018 under Mariah Carey. [ Comments: none ]

Mariah Carey was supposed to tour Australia back in Febraury with her #1 songs, but cancelled it “due to a necessary realignment of her international engagements for 2018.”

Now, two months before those rescheduled shows, she is leaving her fans Down Under high and dry again. This time MJR says it is, “due to a scheduling conflict.”

She did not say what the scheduling conflict is, but she told them she is working on new music.

If I were the fans, then I would tell her what she could do with the new music. You know the saying, “Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me.” Then I added, “Fool me three times, F*ck you!” And that is what I would be saying to her.

What is the point of releasing new music if you are going to keep canceling on your fans? They buy that music. If you keep treating them like 💩, then they will move on. If they move on, then no one buys your music. Which means no tours. No sales,and that means no money for you. I think you can see where I am going with this train of thought.

Mimi, treat your Lambs better or they will find a new herder who treats them with the respect they deserve.


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