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Katy Perry looks like discarded carnival cotton candy
October 16th, 2017 under American Idol 9+, Katy Perry. [ Comments: none ]

American Idol 2.0 was in New Orleans over the weekend for auditions and the new judges, Katy Perry, Lionel Richie and Luke Bryan, threw out beads to the fans. But that was not what I was focusing on here, I could not stop staring at the California Gurl’s dress. The pale pink and light blue feathered dress with her white blonde hair and fair skin, makes her look like a half-eaten cotton candy stick that a kid dropped at a carnival and their parents would not let them pickup and eat. Translation it is like that feeling when you eat too much carnival food.

Perry, there is a time and place for your over-the-top outfits, and American Idol is not one of them. OK! On the final night yes, but it is going to distract from the music if you continue wearing dresses like that up until they announce the winner.


Katy Perry looks old enough to be Miley Cyrus’ mom
October 9th, 2017 under Katy Perry, Miley Cyrus. [ Comments: none ]

Miley Cyrus took her sister Noah to see Katy Perry over the weekend and we got a picture of them together. I wasn’t focused on what a good time the judges from competing singing competitions were having, I just could not get over the fact that the American Idol judge looks old enough to be the mother of the judge from The Voice, even though they are only 8 years apart.

Perry might have copied Miley’s look from 5 years ago, but it has aged the California Girl like 20 years. It could just be the makeup, but doesn’t she look a lot older? In fact, I think she looks like the cool soccer mom who is taking her two daughters to their first concert and they are so happy they got to see Justin Bieber who had that haircut first.


Katy Perry’s Swish Swish needs to go swoosh down the toilet
August 24th, 2017 under Katy Perry. [ Comments: none ]

Katy Perry’s debut album was full of hits, her latest is full of misses. Here’s her latest miss, Swish Swish, with a music video that is more a foul than a slam dunk. I do not know what is worse, the song or the video because they are both hideous. Perry’s career might be a joke now, but the singer is no comedian. The California Gurl might think she is funny, but alas she is not. Therefore, we are left laughing at her and not with her.

Thankfully, we will only be talking about Swish Swish for a few more hours because once Taylor Swift’s new single comes out, we will all be going Katy Perry who? Which makes you wonder if Swift purposely released her new tune today to steal her enemy’s thunder?

Finally back to Swish Swish, how is that a star-studded video when we do not know who most of those stars are?


Would Mariah Carey be a judge on American Idol again?
June 15th, 2017 under Katy Perry, Mariah Carey. [ Comments: 1 ]

The Insider sat down with Mariah Carey and Debbie Matenopoulos had to know how she feels about American Idol coming back next year. The singer, who has openly admitted she hated being on the singing competition, gave it an unenthusiastic yeah.

Then when the host asked if she would return as a judge, Mimi told her, “I don’t think they would have me.” Then she added, “I would do it for, I don’t know, I was going to say a number but I won’t.” Well, they did give Katy Perry a reported $25 million to do the show, so imagine how much they would give Carey. Probably 0 because I think the hate is mutual.

Personally, I would rather see her on Idol over Perry, but that is me. Who would you rather see at the judges table?


Diplo does not ‘remember having sex’ with Katy Perry!
June 13th, 2017 under Katy Perry. [ Comments: none ]

Over the weekend, James Corden asked Katy Perry to rate three of her past lovers from best to worst and yesterday one of them responded to her claims.

The singer said that John Mayer was the best, then Orlando Bloom and finally Diplo came in last. Although she did say that all three of them were great lovers, but someone had to come in last. Well I guess Diplo didn’t like it because when he was told about it on Twitter, he responded by saying, “I don’t even remember having sex.” I guess she did not place in his memory of lovers. Then he followed up that Tweet with, “I won the bronze metal in sex Olympics .” At least he placed with her.

I do not know about you, but I cannot help but to picture what she is like in bed. I know how I do it, but how do you do it?


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