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100 women do not want to have sex with Steve Harvey!
July 23rd, 2018 under iZombie, Steve Harvey, The Real. [ Comments: none ]


Yesterday on Celebrity Family Feud, Steve Harvey posed this question to the contestants, “We asked 100 women, name something you would like to do to Steve Harvey while he is sleeping?”

Adrienne Bailon got real and said, “Tickle him,” and 19 women agreed with her. Since it was not the #1 answer, Aly Michalka got her shot to answer and she was a real hellcat with her answer. The iZombie star embarrassingly said, “sex.” That answer got him all excited until he went to see if it was on the board. Not one woman said that answer. You can see that he was crushed that out of 100 women, not one woman would want to have sex with him. He asked the audience, “How ugly am I?” I guess it is the mustache because a few women did say that they would shave it off while he was sleeping?

You have to feel bad for him because that has really got to hurt one’s feelings a lot. It would definitely hurt mine.

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The Real’s Jeannie Mai takes vajazzling to a whole new level!
May 31st, 2018 under The Real. [ Comments: none ]


Remember when Jennifer Love Hewitt made vajazzling a thing? Well, The Real’s Jeannie Mai wants to make vajarting a thing. What is it? It is for ladies who like a little hair down their and want to give their lover a little something extra.

As in, sometimes she shaves it into a happy face or other times a heart. Sometimes she uses dye to change up the color. Whatever she is in the mood for and hopefully, her lover loves it as much as she does. Maybe if DJ Khaled’s wife shaved his name into her bush, he would be interested in getting a taste?

Back to vajart, you can buy stencils to help those of us who can’t draw and need a little help to make a heart look like a heart and not an unknown blob that needs some explaining. Because that would totally kill the mood.

When it comes to what I think of it? Let’s just say Loni Love’s face says it all and then some! Having said that, I just love how open Mai is about everything. You tell us, girl!

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The Real’s Loni Love gets real about having sex in a porta potty
May 23rd, 2018 under The Real. [ Comments: none ]


If someone asked you, where is the grossest place you could ever think of having sex in, where would it be? Most of us would probably say a porta potty. They are so many levels of grossness to it. It smells, what people do in it and the smell.

While that is us, that was not Loni Love many years ago. She admitted on The Real today that when she was in college, she had sex in a porta potty with her boyfriend. She tried to explain that the reason why she did it was that she ate a special cookie. A cookie so special she says she did even not smell all of the poop and piss that happened before she got in there. Which could be how she survived it the experience.

The next big question y’all want an answer to is how did they do it? Tamera Mowry just had to know. Let’s just say Love was facing the door and he was behind her. Use your imaginations because you know you are.

Finally, would she do it again? Love said, “It depends on who it — who was the person, cause sometimes you just know it’s going to happen.” I don’t care if it was Prince Harry said he would dump Meghan Markle for me. There is no way in hell I would ever have sex in that hell. I can’t even pee in one, how am going to do anything more than that in that tiny stinkhole that is full of butt sweat and so much more.

Have any of you had sex in one and what was it like? Do I really want to know?

BTW Love, thanks for keeping it real. It is something we have all wondered. One mystery down and a million more to go.

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The Real’s Jeannie Mai proudly shows off her weight gain!
May 2nd, 2018 under The Real. [ Comments: none ]


You know how celebs love to show off their weight loss? Well Jeannie Mai is doing the opposite. She posted the above before and after to show curvier figure and explained why she opted to change up the shape of her body.

On the left is the first time I tried on this dress, at a weight I’ve kept for 12 years, 103 lbs. Staying 103 came from my self control to lose “chubby” teenage weight and a stressful idea that my body was built to look best “thin”. As I’m nearing my 40s, I realize that I’ve been thru so much shit mentally and emotionally, why the hell should my body be forced to suffer (from my over controlling ways) too? So 3 months ago I started a new eating plan and training program and gained 17 lbs. I don’t have a weight goal..just a promise to be as physically Strong as I am mentally Indestructable 🙌🏼 So far I’m 3 months of eating more, (clean protein and complex carbs), lifting heavy weights (best therapy ever!!) and truly loving all of Me. Not sure where I’m headed but I know I’m gonna look the best I’ve ever looked because Im spending quality time on ME. Here’s to Mai first #transformationTuesday. What tips you want me to share in my journey? Cuz I’m def learning now that a figure with curves offers interesting angles 🖤 #summerbodyhereIcome #thickasastick #leanmuscle #strongisthenewsexy

The Real host looks fabulous either way, but I think she looks better with some extra bass. The dress seems so much sexier as it hugs her curves. What do you think? Do you like her better at 103 or 120 lbs.?

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The Real girls are real friends!
April 17th, 2018 under The Real. [ Comments: none ]


How many times have you watched The Talk or The View and been like those hosts never hang out with each other when the cameras are not rolling? Have you wished for a show where the friendship between the panelist was real? Well, The Real is your wish come true.

Today on the daytime talk show, Tamera Mowry told a story about how she recently went to the doctor to get a cortisone shot in her spine to relieve her back pain and her husband could not go with her. She did not want to go alone, so she asked Loni Love be her chauffeur, her support system and hand to hold throughout the ordeal. The comedian was not only there for her friend physically, she was also there for her emotionally.

As Mowry was breaking down in tears, Love was pumping her up with her jokes. Instead of crying, she was laughing because that is what friends do for each other. That is why when you watch The Real it feels real and not manufactured like those other shows. Isn’t that how it is supposed to be?

Therefore, you should be watching The Real every day because they are just like us and our girlfriends.

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