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How does Nick Cannon react to being the father? |
| April 12th, 2024 under Nick Cannon. [ Comments: none ]
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Nick Cannon has 12 babies with six women. So, how would he react if some woman won the lottery, aka scratch-off, and he is the baby daddy?
“Hey, man! What the fuck?” he exclaimed. “I’m a scratch-off now? I’m a whole lottery game. Have a baby by me. Be a million[aire]. Fuck y’all.”
You would think that, with all of the kids he has had, he would be used to finding out he is the father even if he isn’t.
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Which of Nick Cannon’s kids’ names caused him to do a spit-take? |
| March 12th, 2024 under Nick Cannon. [ Comments: none ]
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Nick Cannon has 12 kids, and most of them have interesting names. There is a Golden Sagon, a Rise Messiah, a Beautiful Zeppelin, and an Onyx Ice.
However, there is one name that caught the attention of comedian Hannah Berner, and that one is Powerful Queen. Why? She explained, “That is the name of my vibrator.”
As soon as Daddy Dozen heard that on his radio show, Daily Cannon, he spit out his drink, knocked the cup over, and laughed out loud.
Do you know what it is weird? I can relate. My vibrator is called Moroccan because it gives me more rocking!
I think the father of 12 is going to be thinking of changing some of his kids’ names.
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Nick Cannon is afraid of snakes, as I am of his trouser snake |
| November 20th, 2023 under Nick Cannon. [ Comments: none ]
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Nick Cannon did a photoshoot with two pythons, and he was scared of the giant snakes. Especially the one that pooped in his house.
And I am less scared of the pythons than the snake between the father of twelve’s legs. Because as a woman of childbearing age, when something comes out of his crotch, it could get me pregnant. And I don’t want to be baby mama #7. The money is good. But not that good. Well, that and I like pythons.
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They should’ve taken Nick Cannon to get a vasectomy |
| September 26th, 2023 under Nick Cannon. [ Comments: none ]
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Nick Cannon calls himself Hoodini because he thinks that he can escape from anything like Houdini. But he can’t get out of paying child support, and he can’t get out of being wrapped up like a mummy.
The comedian asked his friends to wrap him up in duct tape. He said he would free himself in 30 seconds, or he would give him $10,000. Well, he failed and found himself unable to get up from the ground and $10,000 poorer.
If I saw the father of 12 lying there like that, I would’ve picked him up, and taken him to get a vasectomy. Because I think that is the only way you could get him in to get snipped.
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Nick Cannon spends quality time with one of his kids |
| August 30th, 2023 under Nick Cannon. [ Comments: none ]
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Nick Cannon has 12 kids with six different women, so you have to wonder how he has the time to spend with all of them.
Today, he showed us what it is like when he goes to pick up his son, Legendary Love, with Bre Tiesi.
And with that very short video, we now know how he goes between the six households to spend time with all of his children.
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