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Would you get married at Taco Bell?
February 14th, 2017 under Fast Food, Weddings. [ Comments: none ]

I love Taco Bell, but not enough to marry the person I love in one. If you are not like me and want to say I do before you I poo, then you can get married there for just $600.

What does the $600 get you?

• A ceremony in the chapel inside the restaurant with an ordained officiant within as little as four hours
• Private area for a reception inside the restaurant with up to 15 of your closest family and friends
• Custom merchandise, including a sauce packet garter and bow tie, “Just Married” t-shirts for the bride and groom, Taco Bell branded champagne flutes and, of course, a Taco 12 Pack filled with tacos and a Cinnabon Delights cake for dessert
• A Sauce Packet bouquet is also available for the bride to use during the ceremony

How do you make it happen? Get your marriage license, walk up to cashier at the Taco Bell Catina in Las Vegas and order it off the menu. Within four hours, you can be Mr & Mrs! That is unless you made a run for the border aka the bathroom.

Men, if you play your cards right. Not only will you eat a Taco, then later on you can eat her Taco too! And she will down your Gordita or Chalupa or Burrito or whatever you call it.

I don’t know, if I were going to get married in Vegas, I would do it at that Elvis Chapel. Although, one time when I was coming out of a Taco Bell, I held a door open for an Elvis Impersonator who said to me, “Thank you, thank you very much!” Maybe that was a sign that I am supposed to get married in a Taco Bell. Thus, let the Wedding Taco Bells ring for true love!


This Israeli Burger King Adults Meal isn’t exactly Kosher!
February 14th, 2017 under Fast Food. [ Comments: none ]

Are you an adult who wishes there was a fast food meal that had a toy inside which was only for the over 18s? Well today in Israel that is exactly what Burger King is doing after 6p by offering an Adults Meal on Valentine’s Day that includes 3 toys. Sex toys to be exact.

It comes with 2 Whoppers, 2 Fries, 2 beers, a blindfold, a feather dust and a head massager. That is a Happy Meal that would make me very happy! Only thing missing is a condom for him to wrap his Whopper in just in case you don’t want to have a Kids Meal in 9 months.

Only bad thing about this Adults Meal is that is only available in Israel. I am sure there are other parts of the world that would like to get their bodies on it.


McDonald’s is giving away 10,000 bottles of Big Mac sauce on January 26th!
January 25th, 2017 under Fast Food. [ Comments: none ]

Let’s be honest, the best part of a Big Mac is the Special Sauce and tomorrow McDonald’s is giving away 10,000 bottles of the stuff in participating. They are doing this to promote the two new sizes of the famous burger. They are The Mac Jr, and Grand Big Mac and they will be available tomorrow.
Talking about tomorrow, McDonald’s will announce which stores will be giving away the sauce and what you have to say to get it. I know, I will be there to get my bottle. Will you be there too?


Oreo Cadbury Eggs are a thing!
January 16th, 2017 under Fast Food. [ Comments: none ]

If you are like me, then you look forward to Easter every year because of Cadbury Eggs. What could make them more special? How about if they are Oreo flavored? Oh yes! They are thing and according to People Magazine they will be available in the States a month from now. I don’t know about you, but it has be hopping around like a bunny!
Seriously, this is the best thing to happen to candy since Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups with Reese’s Pieces inside of them. Have you tried those little pieces of heaven on Earth? So scrumptious.


The Burger King that dressed up as a McDonald’s
October 29th, 2016 under Fast Food, Halloween. [ Comments: none ]

For decades people have been dressing up as Ronald McDonald and the Burger King, but this year a Burger King in Queens, NY dressed as a McDonald’s. Even though it tried to be the scariest thing to happen in fast food since the Whopper turned people’s poop green, it isn’t. That will always belong to the Burger King mascot. Every time I see him, it gives me nightmares. Isn’t that thing a walking nightmare.


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