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Rumor has it, Reba McEntire is the new Colonel Sanders
January 26th, 2018 under Fast Food, Reba McEntire. [ Comments: none ]

Rob Lowe, Norm McDonald, Ray Liotta and Billy Zane are just a few of the actors who have played Colonel Sanders throughout the years. But now, KFC has hired someone for the job that has two things they do not. If you are a leg person they men are for you, but if you breast one then you are going to be happy that they went with Reba McEntire for the job.

The country singer is the face for Kentucky Fried Chicken’s newest flavor which is Smoky Mountain BBQ. That totally makes sense, but you wonder why they did not get Dolly Parton to do it. Probably because you cannot hide her, well, you know.

When it comes to Reba, I think she my favorite one yet. Who is your favorite Colonel?


Burger King ups the burger wars
December 21st, 2017 under Fast Food. [ Comments: none ]

Ever since I was a kid, Burger King and McDonald’s have been at war. This year, Burger King has been upping the game. On Halloween, they gave away free Whoppers to anyone who came dressed as a clown to their restaurants.

That was October, for December they brought a group of Carolers to a McDonald’s and sang their version of a Christmas Carol all about their flame-grilled greatness. As of now, Ronald McDonald has not responded, and I cannot wait to see what they wind up doing. Maybe they can send the Hamburglar in to steal the Burger King’s crown. I can’t stand BK’s mascot because he gives me nightmares. Kind of like all these viral videos are doing to Mickey D’s.


Oreo is debuting 3 new flavors in May
December 13th, 2017 under Fast Food. [ Comments: none ]

I don’t know about you but every time Oreo adds a new flavor, I have to try it out. Except for the Mystery Flavor (aka Fruity Pebbles) and Caramel Apple, they have all been pretty gross. Since most of them have been duds, Nabisco decided to ask their fans to tell them what flavors they want and in May we will get to taste them. According to Today, it will be Cherry Cola Oreos, Kettle Corn Oreos, and Pina Colada Oreo Thins. Yes, I will try all three, but I think the only one that won’t be thrown out after one cookie will be Cherry Cola. What do you think of those three limited edition flavors?


Would you eat a pizza with Cheetos on it?
November 1st, 2017 under Fast Food. [ Comments: none ]

If you thought the most disgusting thing that Chuck-E-Cheese did this year was retire their animatronic band Munch’s Make Believe Band, then you are in for a shock. From now until the end of the year they are serving up the Cheetos Mac-Cheesy Pizza. What is that? They describe it as, “a creamy cheese sauce mixed with elbow macaroni, smothered in melted, bubbly Colby and 100 percent whole milk mozzarella cheese – all topped with a magnificent, crunchy layer of Cheetos.” With that I just threw up in mouth. So repulsive.


McDonald’s is not going to like this Burger King promotion
October 26th, 2017 under Fast Food, Halloween. [ Comments: none ]

As we know, McDonald’s mascot is Ronald McDonald, who is a clown. This year more than year’s past, clowns have become seen a terrorizing. Thanks to It and people going around scaring others dressed as one.

Well, Burger King came up with a promotion for Halloween that might scare away some of its regular customers. On October 31st from 7p to close, they are giving away a free Whopper to first 500 people who come dressed as a clown to 5 of their restaurants including the Back to the Future 2 one in Burbank. And they added, “Validity of clown costume to be determined by BURGER KING® restaurant personnel in their sole discretion.” What does that mean?

I am sure McDonald’s is going to retaliate in some way, I just do not know how. If I were them, I would give away a free Big Mac to anyone who comes dressed as the Burger King. Let’s be honest, the Burger King is scarier than any clown including Pennywise.

When it comes to the ad, I know I will have nightmares from it because it was scarier than that Stephen King horror movie that came out last month.


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