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Would you drink a Pickle Juice Slush?
March 19th, 2018 under Fast Food. [ Comments: none ]

I love pickles. I prefer sour ones over dill, but I hate bread and butter ones. Sometimes I even drink pickle juice because it helps to get rid of headaches. Nowadays, it is the cool thing to do.

So cool, Sonic will begin selling Pickle Juice Slushies starting in June. I know I am willing to drive 45 minutes to nearest one to try the frozen drink. Especially since Food & Wine described it as, “it’s surprisingly delicious.” They also you can get the syrup added to whatever item you want from the restaurant. I might just try it on ice cream, since I already eat pickles and ice cream all the time.

Are you going to try it or does the idea of it leave you in a pickle?


Why did McDonald’s turn their golden arches upside down?
March 8th, 2018 under Fast Food. [ Comments: none ]

We are used to seeing the McDonald’s golden arches looking like a woman with fake boobs lying down, but today they are looking like a naturally big chested lady standing up without a bra. So why is the M looking like a W? According to Business Insider, it is their way of honoring International Women’s Day. If they really wanted to honor us, they should also change the Big Mac to a Big Ma for the day. They need to name something after, don’t you think?

So ladies, let’s go to McD’s today and have one of their hot fudge sundaes because that is what women crave! Hot thick chocolate on a cold white substance. Yum!


The new Lucky Charms marshmallow is…
February 19th, 2018 under Fast Food. [ Comments: none ]

Last week, Lucky Charms announced that they were retiring the hourglass marshmallow after nearly 10 years and today they announced its replacement.

It is a unicorn! Which makes total sense. Now I want to know how it tastes. I am sure it will be magically delicious.


Does Hooters have the best Valentine’s Day promotion?
February 14th, 2018 under Fast Food. [ Comments: none ]

It is Valentine’s Day, and while most couples in love are going out for dinner tonight, Hooters has a completely different idea. Instead of celebrating your lover, they want you to burn your ex. Actually they want you to shred, burn, bury or throw darts at the person who broke your heart.

What does that mean? You go to their website, answer how long you were together and how you broke up. Then you upload a photo of the scourer to chose what you want to do to them. What do you get besides satisfaction? 10 free wings when you buy 10.

It will burn a lot less going out then when they tore your heart in two. Although, I am not sure what tastes better the revenge or their wings? I say it is a tie!


McDonald’s fries can cure baldness
February 6th, 2018 under Fast Food. [ Comments: 1 ]

Now we know why Donald Trump eats so many fries from McDonald’s, they have a chemical that has been proven to grow back hair in mice.

Who knew that all of that trans fat was good for something, but it is. According to KABC, Japanese scientists discovered that a chemical the fast food giant adds to the french fries to keep the cooking oil from frothing up also causes hair to come up too. Well so far they only know that about fur because they have only tested it on mice. But human studies are next and I betcha that Trump will want to be first in line for that study.

Therefore balding people of the world, don’t run out and down as many fries as possible just yet. Wait only they know it works on humans first.


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