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Will Smith reveals why their won’t be a Fresh Prince revival
December 21st, 2017 under Graham Norton, Revivals-Reboots, Will Smith. [ Comments: none ]

Alfonso Ribeiro has said that there will not be a Fresh Prince of Bel Air reunion since James Avery is no longer with us, and Will Smith also blamed Uncle Phil for why he won’t do it.

When Graham Norton asked cousin Will if we are going to see a revival of the ’90s sitcom, he said, “I’d have to be Uncle Phil in that one.” Then he explained why, “C’mon Aunt Viv, I am 50. I cannot go out on my own?”

Why not? It could work. He moves back in with his aunt and cousin, and this time he is raising a rambunctious son. Will still acts like a kid, so she has to punish her nephew and grand nephew all the time. I would watch! Plus, Carlton can have a nerdy kid just like him, who doesn’t get along with his cousin. Or better yet, Carlton has the punky kid and Will has the geek. Now, that would be a huge hit! Suck it Fuller House.


The Star Wars secret Mark Hamill had to keep from everyone
December 16th, 2017 under Graham Norton, Star Wars. [ Comments: none ]

There was one scene from all the Star Wars movies that George Lucas and Irvin Kershner made Mark Hamill keep from everyone including his co-stars, and it was the infamous moment when Darth Vader reveals he is Luke Skywalker’s father.

The three men knew if it somehow got out, it would be Hamill that leaked it. So mum was the word for over a year and a half. He says he made sure not to tell Carrie Fisher because she could not keep a secret. In fact, he told Graham Norton that Harrison Ford and him would purposelessly tell her stuff to see how long it would take for everyone know. Talking about Han Solo, what was his reaction when he heard James Earl Jones say, “I am your father,” at the premiere screening? Hamill did a spot on Ford and said he leaned over to whisper in his ear, “Hey kid, you didn’t f*cking tell me that?” And with that Hamill was finally free to talk about that secret to anyone who asked.

BTW how much do you just love Hamill after this interview? He is just gosh darn lovable like an Ewok, BB-8 or a Porg.


You will never believe what Baby Spice asked Prince Charles
December 1st, 2017 under Graham Norton, The Princes. [ Comments: none ]

Stephen Fry was on The Graham Norton Show tonight and he shared a story that was quite interesting. Prince Charles had a star studded 50th birthday party and both Fry and the Spice Girls were guests of the Prince’s. As he was walking down the line, Emma Bunton thought she would ask him something. She wanted to know if he had a Prince Albert. Well he explained to her that he had several family members that were named Albert, but that was not she was referring to. At this point His Royal Highness had no idea what she was talking about, so he asked his friend to explain it to him. Fry nervously explained to the future King of England, “Well sir, it is an item of intimate jewelry.” To which the Prince of Wales pointed to his nipple and the actor shook his head, “No, further south.” Therefore, shocking the Prince of England so much he needed to rest.

Proving that Baby Spice might look all sweet and innocent, but she is far from it. Who knew she was the naughtiest one of them all?

Talking naughty, Fry also shared some advice he got from the Prince. HRH shared these words of wisdom he got from King Philip, “When you are doing a photograph, a line up with women, only look into their eyes. Don’t, for a second, let your eyes drop to their chest because that’s when the photograph goes off.” So the morale of that story boys, is don’t look down as much as you want to.


Eminem gave Elton John a what for his wedding?
December 1st, 2017 under Elton John, Eminem, Graham Norton. [ Comments: none ]

Eminem and Elton John are good friends, such good friends that the rapper got the Rocket Man an interesting present for his wedding to David Furnish. John told Graham Norton that Marshall Mathers got them each a diamond encrusted cock ring. Have they used it? Nope. Which is weird because if I was man I would love to have diamonds rapped around my privates. But then again, I guess diamonds are only a girl’s best friend.

BTW how weird is it that they are good friends and talk all the time? What could they possibly talk about? I am sure now they will talk about how John hasn’t used the ring he got for his Johnson.


Bryan Cranston’s epic sex story on a train in the Alps
October 13th, 2017 under Bryan Cranston, Graham Norton. [ Comments: none ]

When Bryan Cranston and his wife went on their honeymoon in Europe, their travel agent told them to take a train through the Alps to get from Switzerland to Italy. The agent explained to them that on their route, there are three tunnels. The first is one is 5 minutes, the second one is about 10 and the third one goes on for 50, wink, wink. The actor told Graham Norton on his BBC show that he knew what he meant, join the tunnel high club.

The newlyweds get on the train and they are excited for their journey. They get through the first tunnel and the sexual tension is building. Then the next one comes upon and they are emotionally getting ready. Finally it is time for his train to enter her tunnel. They strip off, thinking time is on their side because the darkness is making it hard on his hard on to find her, but it is not. That tunnel was not 50 minutes, but only 15. Just as they started, the train pulls into a station. That is when his new wife wanted him to pull out of her station because there were three Italian couples watching their love making.

I guess that is the perfect way to start marriage because 29 years later, they are still going strong. And not having sex on trains. At least I am assuming they are not after that!


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