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Retro: Gordan Ramsey talks about munching down on a hairy French delicacy
March 28th, 2018 under Gordon Ramsay, Graham Norton, Retro. [ Comments: none ]

Graham Norton posted an oldie but goodie interview with baddie Gordon Ramsay. I say baddie because the BBC host made the mistake of asking him about his French girlfriend.

You see she taught, the then 23-year-old, French and Frenching. Not the upper lips, but the others one. There was only one thing, he says, “It’s difficult down there.” Then he explained that her “funny” started around her belly button and it was very hairy. Adding, “They don’t do bikini waxes in France.” Total baddie right. Plus, he looked like a little mischievous boy has shared this information.

Think it cannot get worst? Graham tried to change the subject to French food and told Ramsay said that he cannot make peace with French women by saying their food sounds sexier because they are already insulted. Then the Chef said, “I did not insult them, I just said they were bushy.” This is when it gets bad, he asked French actress Juliette Binoche, who was sitting next to him, “Do you wax?” Her face says it all.

Think his goose has finally been cooked? Far from it because he then asked the host if he waxes his crack. Why? Because Ramsay thought it was quite common for him and friends to do that. This is when Norton’s face says it all.

When it comes to if Ramsay takes the crust off of his Beef Wellington, he does not.

This interview is such a classic because you just do not expect him to be so naughty and look so devilish as talks about such things. I wish he would let loose on American TV like he did there. I just got a huge thrill of watching him be a naughty, naughty boy. One you want to take back to the red room and punish!

He needs to do a Fifty Shades like cookbook. One where he has to do a lot of feather plucking and removing peels. If you get what I mean?


Allison Janney, Margot Robbie and Daniel Kaluuya talk about kissing scenes
February 16th, 2018 under Graham Norton. [ Comments: none ]

Allison Janney, Marrajgot Robbie and Daniel Kaluuya were all on The Graham Norton Show today, and they kiss and told about their kissing scenes.

In America, they make sure an actor is given a mint beforehand, so their breath is nice and fresh for the smooch. That is not done in England or Australia. The Mom actress said she worked with an actor who took it a step further and made the actress use Neosporin on her lips. Therefore, he would not get sick. The Get Out star revealed that he learned the hard way that you not supposed to use tongue.

Then Janney had a story about kissing Meryl Streep in The Hours. The Oscar winner had a little tip to make the Emmy winner look better when their lips locked. Janney demonstrated it on the BBC host. When she went in for the moment, she pushed his face back so their no were no wrinkles. Now when you see a kissing scene on the screen, see if they use that method. I know I will be watching for it.


Debra Messing and Eric McCormack’s HS photos are like totally awesome
February 12th, 2018 under Debra Messing, Graham Norton. [ Comments: none ]

Debra Messing and Eric McCormack were on The Graham Norton Show last week and the host had a surprise for the Will & Grace stars. Their high school photos.

McCormack could not hide his embarrassment when he saw himself as a 15-year-old student. Although, he does look a lot older there with whatever hair don’t that is. What do you call that thing besides a mistake. And Gdspell is not excuse.

While his look is very ’70s, his co-star’s was very ’80s. Debra Messing’s hair was as big as women wore it back then and that was not the only difference. When she was a high school senior, she went by her natural hair color and it ain’t the one she has now. As firey as she looks as a red head, she needs to go back to black. Hasn’t she heard black is the new orange?

What do you think of their teenage looks? Are they too cool for school or major fails?


Watch Tom Cruise break his ankle from different angles
January 26th, 2018 under Graham Norton, Tom Cruise/Katie Holmes/Suri. [ Comments: none ]

Back in August, Tom Cruise broke his ankle while filming a stunt for Mission: Impossible: Fallout and has not spoken publicly about it since. Today on The Graham Norton Show, not only did he described what happened, he also showed us from 3 different angles and a closeup on his leg as it broke. All I have to say is ouch.

That and what a professional he was to finish the scene even though he broke his ankle. How many other people would do that? I would be crying and cursing out the crew until they carried me away in the stretcher and gave me millions of dollars to stop crying.

Cruise also gave an update on his ankle and says it is still broken. When you think about it, most broken bones heal in about 6 weeks, he is going on 6 months. He really had to do a number on it, and yet he is back filming and doing his own stunts. Just hopefully none that require him to smash into a building again. Which I am pretty sure the producers will not allow.


Jamie Dornan shares the most epic embarrassing story from his teens
January 19th, 2018 under Fifty Shades, Graham Norton. [ Comments: none ]

If you thought that the Fifty Shades movies are the most embarrassing thing that Jamie Dorman has ever done, then you would be wrong. Today, he told Graham Norton a story that is even more embarrassing than starring in those films.

Back when he was just 15 years old, he was starring in a play and playing rugby at the same time. One night, he did a play where he had to wear fake beard and then he had a party to go afterwards with his rugby mates. Since he was underdeveloped at the time, he decided to cut up the beard for his face and glue it on his other head. This way if he got any action, she would be impressed. Even though the black carpet would not match the blonde drapes.

Before he went to the party, he checked out his masterpiece and he was impressed with his artwork. Therefore, he went the party, met a girl, made out with her and tried to get her to go to third base on him. Do they play the bases over in The UK? Anyways, luckily for him, he struck out. Why? He said that when he got home, it looked awful and that would have been really humiliating.

And yet, this story is still more embarrassing than playing Christian Grey. Maybe that is why he was the only actor who was brave enough to take on the part. I mean, what can be worse than self gluing hair onto your part? Nothing.

Oh and to make the story even more epic. When he got home and went to remove the fake hair, he also removed whatever real hair he did have down there. So once again, he was bald like a baby. Poor Jamie.


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