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The reason why Thandie Newton did not need a merkin for Westworld
May 28th, 2018 under Chris Pratt, Graham Norton, HBO. [ Comments: none ]

Thandie Newton was on The Graham Norton Show last week and he wanted to know why she refused to wear a merkin for her nude scenes in Westworld. She told him, unlike most actresses she did not need one because she does not alter anything down there. Translation, she has a “full ’70s bush” down there. Since it is a period show, she needed to be au naturel in her lady parts. Meaning no wax, no Brazilians, no landing strips and definitely no vajazzling.

That was not the only reason for her hairy cat. Believe it or not, it takes 45 minutes to put on a crotch wig. She just wanted to get home to be with her 2-year-old son instead of having someone put on the fake hair where there is no real hair. Can anyone blame her? Imagine the conversations you have with the people putting it on you. So what did you eat for lunch? Fish?

Due to her confession, Chris Pratt also revealed something about himself. Ladies, he is pro-bush, and I am not talking about the former presidents. Therefore, if you want to date him, make sure your bottom looks like his top.


Chris Pratt and Chris Stapleton have the time of their lives
December 5th, 2017 under Chris Pratt. [ Comments: none ]

Chris Pratt hosted Jimmy Kimmel Live yesterday, since the host was off to be with his 7-month-old son who had his second successful heart transplant.

Anyways, the Everwood star decided to give the show a lift by singing a duet with Chris Stapleton. Not just any ordinary song, (I’ve Had) the Time of My Life with Chris Stapleton. Shockingly it actually worked as their voices harmonized as one. Now, how did it go when they recreated that infamous lift from Dirty Dancing which was seen as that song was playing in the beloved film? It is something you have to see to believe and even then you might not believe it.


Chris Pratt got detention in high school for ‘getting naked’
September 26th, 2017 under Chris Pratt. [ Comments: none ]

Future Oscar winner Chris Pratt did a good Q&A for Ellen DeGeneres’ YouTube page and answered some questions for her like which boy band would he be in, what he drinks at Starbucks and his best pickup line. Those are boring, but at the end it gets titillating because they asked what he got dentition for when he was in high school. The answer is “getting naked.” Which turns out to be his best party trick too. Proving that the rumors of him loving to take off his clothes is not something that stated when he began acting. It started way before we even knew he was. And that is why he is a Guardian of the Galaxy! I do not know what that means either.

Now that we know he likes to literally bare his soul and everything else, when are we going to see him go full frontal in a movie? That will totally get him the Oscar and our adoration will grow even stronger for him just like something else that grows!


Anna Faris and Chris Pratt sadly decided to end their marriage
August 7th, 2017 under Chris Pratt. [ Comments: none ]

After years of rumors that Chris Pratt and Anna Faris’ marriage was having problems, the couple announced their split on their social media late last night. They said, “We are sad to announce we are legally separating. We tried hard for a long time, and we’re really disappointed. Our son has two parents who love him very much and for his sake we want to keep this situation as private as possible moving forward. We still have love for each other, will always cherish our time together and continue to have the deepest respect for one another.”

No reason was given for the break up, but they have been open in the past that they sought marriage counseling. You cannot say they did not try, but sadly it was not enough.

The cuter than cute couple were married 8 years ago last month and have a 4-year-old son, Jack, who turns 5 later this month.


Chris Pratt is half baked!
July 6th, 2017 under Chris Pratt. [ Comments: none ]

Chris Pratt normally has pale white skin, but for Jurassic World they wanted him to have a tan. Since, I am assuming, he is wearing pants, they only spray tanned the upper half of body. Here he is showing off their handy work.

Who knows maybe he will start a new trend? The half baked looked. It is perfect for Winter or news anchors who sit behind a desk.


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