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Timber! Down goes Shaq!!!
December 7th, 2022 under Shaquille O'Neal. [ Comments: none ]

Shaquille O’Neal and Kenny Smith decided to have a race during NBA on TNT yesterday, and O’Neal had only one rule. Not to cheat.

However, Smith doesn’t like rules. So, he pushed Shaq, and the NBA giant fell down into the huge Christmas tree. And the pine didn’t even flinch.

That is one sturdy tree. Now, I and other cat owners want to know their secret. Because I have seen 7 lbs, kitties take down the sturdiest of trees. Yet, when a 300 lbs, 7’1″, NBA analyst crashed down onto one, it didn’t even budge. It lost several pines and a few branches, but it didn’t move. It is a Christmas miracle.

And it is also a Christmas miracle that Shaq didn’t retaliate. Because if I were him, I would have lifted Smith up and put him on top of one of the smaller trees like an angel.

Oh, and can we talk about how Ernie Johnson tried to lift the fallen Shaq up? Like he was going to be able to do that on his own. There is not enough adrenaline in the world for that to have happened.

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Shaq’s TikTok fail
March 11th, 2022 under Shaquille O'Neal. [ Comments: none ]

There is a trend on TikTok where people squat down to the rhythm of Yoncé by Atsuko Okatsuka. Shaq decided to try it.

There were two problems with that. They are that Shaquille O’Neal is 7’1″ and 50 years old. Both those things worked against him, and now he needs LifeAlert because he has fallen and can’t get up.

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Who knew Arnold Schwarzenegger was so short?
September 29th, 2021 under Arnold Schwarzenegger, Shaquille O'Neal. [ Comments: none ]

Arnold Schwarzenegger posed with Shaquille O’Neal, and the bodybuilder looks scrawny next to the basketball player. But then again, who doesn’t? Shaq, at 7’1″, can humble the mightiest.

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Shaquille O’Neal didn’t wear any pants for his liveshot
July 9th, 2021 under Shaquille O'Neal. [ Comments: none ]

Yesterday was Shaquille O’Neal’s final broadcast of NBA TV for this season, so he decided to celebrate. He took off his jacket and started swinging it around. When he stood up, we found out he wasn’t wearing any pants. Thankfully, he was wearing a long shirt because we would have seen a lot more than he bargained for during his jumping jacks.

Did I say thankfully? What was I thinking. We could have found out if he is the eighth Wonder of the World.

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Shaq believes he can fly
June 30th, 2021 under Shaquille O'Neal. [ Comments: none ]

I think that Shaquille O’Neal is so tall that he is not getting enough oxygen up there. Why do I say that? Watch this video of Shaq running around with wings made of money. How else can you explain that?

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