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The only thing scarier than a Sharknado is a Shaqnado
April 19th, 2018 under James Corden, Shaquille O'Neal, The Beckhams. [ Comments: none ]

If you thought that sharks flying around in a tornado was pretty terrifying, it is the calm before the Shaqnado storm. That’s right thousands of Shaqs are swirling around in tornadoes and there is only one thing that can save us. Two things actually, Posh Spice and James Corden. Gd help us because we are going to need it.

Why? Because there is one thing that Victoria Beckham is worse at than singing, and that is acting. Which is the opposite of what the adult entertainment stars I used to see at Porn Star Karoake were bad at.


Shaq is a big bird
February 8th, 2018 under Shaquille O'Neal. [ Comments: none ]

Earlier this week, I posted a video of Shaquille O’Neal looking like Big Foot. Today, here he is a video of him looking like another animal. This one is an eagle because he lost a Super Bowl bet to John Kincade. Fly Shaq, fly.

BTW good thing the guys from Duck Dynasty were not there. Could you imagine?


Shaquatch spotted in Minneapolis
February 5th, 2018 under Shaquille O'Neal. [ Comments: none ]

When I was teenager this group I was in, would take us up to the woods for retreats. They would tell us city folks not to wear brown if we were walking around outside because a hunter might mistake us for a moose and shoot us. Yet my friend Danny would have us outside singing a song about a moose and act it out. Like he was trying to get us killed.

Why am I telling you all of this? The other day Shaq was walking around Minneapolis with a black fur coat and hat. Which is really not the smartest thing to do up there because they are constantly on the look out for Bigfoot and from behind the 7’1″ NBA legend looks like Sasquatch with all of that fur over his body (which better be fake). He better be really careful because Destination America might do a series about the search for him called Hunting Shaquatch! Which I would totally check out.


Shaq is the Big Bad Wolf!
November 1st, 2017 under Shaquille O'Neal. [ Comments: none ]

When you are a 7’1″ former basketball player, there are not that many couple costumes for you to choose from for Halloween. Thankfully, Shaquille O’Neal found the perfect one from a story he has been hearing about since his kid. That treat is the Big Bad Wolf and Little Red Riding Hood. Isn’t it perfect? Because you know, what big teeth his has and what big, you know what, he has! Grandma definitely never had that.


Shaq, Dave Grohl, Channing and J-Law will guest host Jimmy Kimmel Live
October 30th, 2017 under Channing Tatum, Foo Fighters, Jennifer Lawrence, Jimmy Kimmel, Shaquille O'Neal. [ Comments: none ]

Jimmy Kimmel’s 6-month-old son Billy was scheduled for his second heart surgery this week, but it was postponed, as a precautionary measure, because he has a cold. Hopefully, when he undergoes the surgery, it will go smoothly and he will recover quickly.

Since Kimmel was expecting to be off this week, he has 4 people filling in for him. Shaquille O’Neal starts the week off as he interviews Mila Kunis and Aisha Tyler. Tomorrow, Dave Grohl, out of all people, talks to Kristen Bell and Alice Cooper. What no Rick Astley? Wednesday belongs to Channing Tatum who will be chatting it up with Ellen Degeneres and P!nk. Then they saved the worst for last, Kim Kardashian will be Jennifer Lawrence’s only guest. Giving us the most annoying hour of late night, since, ever.

How much do you want to bet that the Foo Fighters singer will do such a good job that someone will offer him a talk show of his own? Is there anything he cannot do?


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