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Can Seth Meyers tell a more offensive joke than Michelle Wolf?
May 10th, 2018 under Seth Meyers. [ Comments: none ]


Yesterday, it was once again time for Jokes Seth Meyers Can’t Tell with a special guest star. Hot off her White House Correspondents Dinner, it was Michelle Wolf. Both Meyers and Wolf are known for pissing off Donald Trump at WHCD, so who else can they upset by telling jokes that should not be told on TV. Hopefully, no one because they are funny.

For example, Jenny Hagel said that potato chips in London are called lesbians because you cannot eat just one. On that note, Amber Ruffin dissed Kanye West by saying he would say, “‘Can I hold it?'” about Trump’s little Cheeto. Now it was time for Michelle Wolf to chime in and she explained that women shop on Amazon more than men because they are used to waiting 2 days to come.

Finally, it was the Late Night host’s turn and there is a reason why he cannot tell certain jokes. This one is the perfect example and that is why I love him.

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Seth Meyers has another wild and crazy story about his son’s birth
April 10th, 2018 under Seth Meyers. [ Comments: none ]


It was almost two years ago to the day that Seth Meyers welcomed his first son. It is not a normal birthing story. It was Easter Sunday and their baby was ready to hatch. The Late Night host called Uber and his wife barely made it to the hospital in time. When they got there, just in the nick of time, the doctors and nurses were wearing bunny suits. The first thing Ashe saw, very shortly after they arrived, were bunny ears.

Crazy story, right? That was a cakewalk as compared to what happened on Sunday, a week after Easter. Meyers and his wife Alexi Ashe were having a normal day. They went to brunch and then to the park with their 2-year-old and his wife knew it was time. They thought they had time. They went back to the house, she lied down and Meyers fed their son.

Twenty minutes later, his mother-in-law came down in a panic and said let’s go. He called the Uber (since it worked so well the first time) and went downstairs to meet him. Once they hit the lobby, his wife said she cannot make it to the car because the baby was coming. As Meyers, his mother-in-law and the Douala were trying to calm her down, Alexi lied down on the floor.

It was then that Meyers saw his son’s head peeking out. He called 911 and within a minute it went from I am having a baby to I had a baby. Who else sees this as a storyline on Ryan Murphy’s show next season? Anyways, within minutes, NYPD and FDNY showed up and helped them with the final preparation to get to the hospital. Since the hard job was already done.

Back to the lobby, aren’t you wondering how the neighbors are feeling about this? After all, this is NYC and us NYers have a reputation. The doorman blocked them from coming in, but that did not stop them from giving the new parents blankets and warming their towels in the dryer for them. Which is really sweet considering they have only been living there for less than 6 months.

What about the Uber driver? The bastard actually charged them. Too bad it was the not guy from the first go around because he would have probably come in and cut the cord for free.

When it comes to their second son, they named him Axel after the firemen. He jokes that was a name he had already chosen. His middle name, Strahl, is after his wife’s mother’s parents who met the day after they were freed from a Holocaust camp, He never met her grandparents.

When it comes to Meyers, since both kids were born around Easter, we know when he and his wife are having sex! Oh and FYI each labor gets shorter, so he better learn how to birth a baby!

Congrats to Meyers family! Can’t wait to hear the crazy story about how their third child comes into the world.

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Seth Meyers does his own take on Jesus Christ Superstar
April 2nd, 2018 under Seth Meyers. [ Comments: none ]


Last night, John Legend played Jesus Christ in a live version of Jesus Christ Superstar on NBC, and Late Night with Seth Meyers did their own take on the musical. One unlike any you have seen before. That is because instead of using actors, they used Popsicle sticks for the shtick. Oddly enough, it worked.

Meyers described it as “a huge waste of money.” Which it was, but it was also amazingly fun to watch. Plus, no matter how much it cost, it still cost less than the version that aired yesterday. Not much less, but still less.

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Ricky Gervais and Seth Meyers talk about their ageing testicles!
March 15th, 2018 under Ricky Gervais, Seth Meyers. [ Comments: none ]


The thing I love most when Ricky Gervais does a talk show, is that you never know what he is going to say and do. Yesterday, he was on Late Night and Seth Meyers set himself up for what was about to happen next.

Gervais has a new comedy special on Netflix now called Humanity and he talks about how ageing has changed his body. There was one scene that the NBC host wanted to talk about and that is when the trouble begins. That is because he talked about his pendulums or as we know them as testicles. Then for the next 2 minutes they talked about their 2 boys.

The comedian said he has not seen them for 20 years, so when he did he was shocked. That is when he realized he “could take down ostriches with” them.” The image in our heads right now because it is so true. But if you do not get that reference then Google it.

Now, it was time for the two men to talk about that finger examine. Meyers is too young for that, but he thought it was supposed to start at 40. Therefore, he was a little disappointed because it did not happen at that visit. Gervais then shared with him his first experience with the finger. His doctor decided to break the ice as he inserted the digit in the hole. The doc did that by telling Gervais that he is a big fan of The Office. What else could the actor do but say, “Thank you very much!” And thank you very much for sharing all of that personal information with us.

Oh and good thing that Gervais did not poop himself when his doctor told him he was fan. That would have been a whole new level of awkward.

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Seth Meyers needs to be the go to awards show host!
January 8th, 2018 under Seth Meyers. [ Comments: none ]


I have not watched the Golden Globes in years, but I tuned tonight for Seth Meyers. I made the right choice.

When he first started hosting Late Night, I thought he sucked at doing monologues. Now 4 years later, he blew people away with his Golden Globes opening monologue. He brilliantly handled the elephants that were not in the room. He had us at, “Ladies and remaining gentlemen,” and kept us laughing for the next 12 minutes. He got oohed for making fun of Kevin Spacey’s Southern Accent. He got laughs as he told jokes with members of the audience. None of it was mean, it was just the right level of fun mixed with snark. It was perfect.

But I have a complaint. During most awards shows, I wish the host would not involve themselves in the shindig as much. Tonight I was upset that he was not in the show enough. He came in like a wrecking ball, smashed like Hulk and then went away for the rest of it. I wanted more of him not less like I do all the others.

What did you think of him being the master of ceremonies? Are you going to watch Late Night from now on? That Jokes Seth Can’t Tell segment is a laugh out loud riot that makes you feel guilty for laughing. Translation, you need to be watching. There’s a reason why I say he is the best late night host on the Big 3.

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