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John Mayer admits he’s just a jerk!
February 7th, 2013 under John Mayer. [ Comments: none ]

John Mayer is going to be a guest CBS Sunday Morning and he claims he is a changed man. When Anthony Mason was interviewing him about the way the singer used to describe his ex-lovers, he said “I was just a jerk.” I think we can all concur with that sentiment, although I am not sure we will all agree that he should be using the past tense in that sentence.
So what made him change? Here’s his epiphany, “It’s very liberating when you finally realize it’s impossible to make everyone like you.” Then he added, “I wanted everybody to like me. I thought I was one shuck and jive away in every direction.” Funny I remember more people hating him than liking him, but then again I don’t remember what he was like before he became the biggest douche in interviews.
Sounds like he won’t be in this interview that airs on CBS this Sunday at 9a where he will talk about his current lover Katy Perry. While he will be nice nice now about his gurlfriend, let’s see how he talks about her when they break up! I think our jerk will be back, don’t you agree.


Does John Mayer look like a Sexy Santa or Bad Santa?
December 26th, 2012 under John Mayer, Katy Perry. [ Comments: none ]

Katy Perry Tweeted a picture of her boyfriend John Mayer dressed as Santa. As much as he is trying to be sexy in the photo, it just isn’t doing it for me. He looks more like one of those guys who plays Saint Nick at a department store and then he comes home so drunk that he doesn’t even take off the costume and just plops down where ever he can. You know kind of like Billy Bob Thornton in Bad Santa.
Do you want to sit on his lap or run away?


John Mayer gets a new beard
January 1st, 2011 under John Mayer. [ Comments: none ]

John Mayer goes through Hollywood starlets like like they go through shoes, so I guess it was time for him to make things official and grow a beard. I am not sure what the look is that he was going for, but it looks almost like he is trying to copy the Devil. You know the man he sold his soul to for the career that he has?


John Mayer didn’t lose his virginity until he was 24!
July 10th, 2010 under John Mayer. [ Comments: none ]

John Mayer took a note from LeBron James’ playbook to announce something big. He had something to Say so he made a video message to declare unlike LeBron he will be playing in Cleveland, but the he changed his tune to Say he would also be playing in Miami like King James. He then went on to list a bunch of other cities he will be playing at, in other words he was announcing that he is going on tour!
I hate to admit that recorded message from John Mayer made me laugh, especially the part where we found out he didn’t lose his virginity until he was 24. Now we know why he writes the music that he does.


John Mayer’s abs are a sad situation
June 10th, 2010 under John Mayer, VH1/MTV. [ Comments: 2 ]

John Mayer and Jersey Shore’s The Situation met up at the CMT Awards because you know those two are as country as carpetbaggers. But anyways back to them, the two of them had an ab showdown and what we learned is John Mayer’s abs are a really sad situation. His belly is all bloated and hairy. Hopefully The Situation is giving him tips how to get that tummy in better shape and where to get a wax job.
BTW if I were Mayer’s fans in Europe I would be pissed that he cancelled all those concerts and yet he looks perfectly healthy to me.


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