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Can we now stop making Justin Timberlake a thing?
February 4th, 2018 under Justin Timberlake. [ Comments: none ]


For years, people keep trying to make Justin Timberlake a thing; but his music is boring, his acting is awful and he is as exciting as watching paint dry. Tonight, he was given biggest honor in music, to play the Super Bowl Half Time Show.

He had the chance to make it huge and do an *NSYNC reunion or give Janet Jackson the redemption she needed. He did not do that. He needed *NSYNC. He needed Janet. Because what he did was a snoozefest.

What went wrong? Playing too many of his new songs that there has been no buzz about. Picking I Would Die 4 U from Prince. Prince is dead, why would you sing song that is about what the Minneapolis legend would die for. He should have done Let’s Go Crazy to pump up the audience. Yes, he predicted his death in it, but it is perfect for the Super Bowl.

The other problem is we learned, Timberlake does not have a powerful voice and he you could barely hear him. (Audio problems or not, his voice was still washed out.) But we knew that from his songs that are heavily synthesized. He had a chance to redeem himself with Can’t Stop This Feeling, and he took all the joy out of his only catchy tune.

Now that he has climaxed, can we give him cab money and send him home? Never to return his texts.

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Justin Timberlake better not play his new music at the Super Bowl
January 18th, 2018 under Justin Timberlake. [ Comments: none ]


Justin Timberlake released the second single from his upcoming album Man in the Woods, and it is actually worse than the first one. It is so bad that if he plays either song at the Super Bowl Half Time, he should be prepared for the fans to throw their hot dogs at him. While us fans at home, will be throwing the grossest pot luck entries at the television set.

I mean, it is bad club music that still sounds like crap even when you are drunk. What happened to the kid who did catchy music with *NYSNC and how can we get him back? Because this new version of him is as bad as his acting and we know how awful that is.

On a positive note, at least the song is better than the music video. Or is that a positive note?

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Justin Timberlake is filthy
January 5th, 2018 under Justin Timberlake. [ Comments: none ]


On February 2nd, Justin Timberlake is releasing his fourth studio album Man of the Woods. But we do not have wait until then to hear new music from it. Today, he released Filthy, the first song from it, and I hope the rest of them are better than that. It is basically a synthesized instrumental with a word every now and again. Really not much to it.

If he decides to perform it at the Super Bowl Half Time show on February 4th, then it will not go over well. Not only because it is new, it is also because there is no life to it. You need to pump up the crowd not put them to sleep.

When it comes to the video, I would have liked it better if it was just the robot. What do you think of it all?

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Why did Will Smith expose his nipple to Justin Timberlake?
December 15th, 2017 under Justin Timberlake, Will Smith. [ Comments: none ]

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Will Smith joined Instagram yesterday and Justin Timberlake welcomed him to the photo sharing site. The singer had some advice for his friend and tried to teach him about Throwback Thursday. Well, the actor knew about #TBT, so he decided to give his buddy some advice on what to avoid during his Super Bowl Half Time show. You know, like exposing another female singer’s nipple during the performance. Since Smith wanted to make sure he got his message across, he lifted up his shirt to expose his nipple.

So in 24-hours Will Smith has already mastered Instagram by posting an awesome #ThrowbackThursday and a #FreeTheNipple video. What’s left for him to do?

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Justin Timberlake needs something to do ASAP
December 5th, 2017 under Justin Timberlake. [ Comments: none ]


You would think that Justin Timberlake would be busy prepping for the Super Bowl Half Time show, but turns out he needs something else to do. Why do I say that? He has so much time on his hands that he figured out a blueberry fits perfectly inside a raspberry and he calls it Braspberry.

Someone give him an acting job because he obviously needs something to keep him busy.

Having said all of that, who else wants to try a Braspberry?

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