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Adam Levine is now part of Pink 3 and me!
February 16th, 2018 under The Voice. [ Comments: none ]

Adam Levine and Behati Prinsloo welcomed their second daughter sometime between Valentine’s Day and today. According to E!, all we know is her name is Geo Grace. No word, if Ellen DeGeneres named her too, like she named the little girl’s big sister, 16-month-old Dusty Rose.

I cannot wait to find out if The Voice coach has a birthing story that will top the one he had when his first child was born. He better!


Adam Levine had a poop baby after his wife gave birth
January 19th, 2018 under Jimmy Kimmel, The Voice. [ Comments: 1 ]

Adam Levine was on Jimmy Kimmel Live yesterday and he told the ABC late host a TMI story when his wife gave birth.

Back in September of 2016, when Behati Prinsloo went into labor, someone gave The Voice coach some advice. His friend said that he should eat, so he does not pass out. As she was counting the contractions, he was not counting the calories. In other words, he became a nervous eater who did not stop eating. Therefore, when they got to the hospital, she was ready to push out a baby and he was ready to push out a big poop. But he did not want to go because he did not want to miss his daughter coming into the world. Thus, he held it in. Anyone who has held in a crap, knows how painful it can be. So he squeezed his butt cheeks and prayed.

Then as soon as Dusty Rose was given the OK, he asked the nurse where he can give birth to Charcoal Stench. She said, there is a bathroom right here and he was like no. He did not want his daughter’s first memory of her dad to be how he stunk up the joint.

No word who was bigger, his daughter or his poop baby. I am thinking it was pretty close.

I guess you can say this is as close as a man can come to understanding what his wife is going through in the delivery room.

Lastly, hopefully this time, when is wife goes into labor any day now, he will eat responsibly. Other wise, he will have another sh!tty birth story to share with Kimmel.


Adam Levine plays the NYC Subway!
November 22nd, 2017 under Jimmy Fallon, The Voice. [ Comments: none ]

Even though it seems like Maroon 5 can still sell out arenas, Adam Levine was seen performing at subway station in Manhattan. Has The Voice coach hit hard times? Nope, it was just something that Jimmy Fallon likes to do for the NYC subway riders. Who doesn’t love a free impromptu concert by a huge musician after a hard day of work? It makes that crowded ride with that smelly person who keeps touching you during each stop not seem so bad.

Now when it comes to Levine wearing the long hair, beard and a baseball cap, all I can say is wow he looked so different. He kind of looked like Blake Shelton before he was People’s Sexiest Man Alive.


Has being named Sexiest Man Alive gone to Blake Shelton’s head?
November 21st, 2017 under Miley Cyrus, The Voice. [ Comments: 2 ]

Last week, People named Blake Shelton its Sexiest Man Alive, and looks like the title is going to his head. Yesterday while at The Voice, Miley Cyrus recorded a video of him drinking out of a red cup. When he realized the camera was on him, he started to make love to it with his face. Now, I get what Gwen Stefani and the magazine sees in him, he gives sexy head. I just want to know what he does with that pinky…or maybe not.


The Voice coaches in Germany did not recognize an auditioning Rita Ora!
November 17th, 2017 under The Voice. [ Comments: none ]

Rita Ora decided to have fun on The Voice in Germany and auditioned to be on the show in back of the coaches. Since their backs were to her for :40 seconds. Then when they all turned around, they did not know it was the singer even though she was singing her tune Your Song. In fact, Mark Forster said to her, “It sounded almost like the original.” Yvonne Catterfeld even agreed with her co-coach, so when Ora introduced herself the German singer said to her, “OK, you’re kidding us. Just let me know are a doo-ble [double].” The Brit reassured her she is the real thing.

Proving the coaches are familiar with her music, but not the singer herself or that she was a coach in London on the singing competition back in 2015. Can we say ouch? On a positive note, at least they all turned around. Although, I was hoping for the opposite.

Who else besides me hopes they do something like that on The Voice in the US, like that time one of Christina Aguilera’s Mouseketeer buddies auditioned and she did not know who he was. That was classic.

xoxo Michael!


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