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I still don’t feel Rami Malek as Freddie Mercury
April 26th, 2018 under Freddie Mercury, Movies. [ Comments: none ]

20th Century Fox released two new photos of Rami Malek as Freddie Mercury in the upcoming feature of Bohemian Rhapsody and I still don’t see it. Part of the reason why we are still listening to Queen, 26 years after he died is because he was a larger than life personality.

His voice stood out in a crowd. He stood out in a crowd. Mercury had such a presence that nothing could overshadow him. Whether it was him on video or just in a picture. So far, we have only seen Malek in photos as the legend and he gets lost in them. For example, in the first photo, I am more drawn to the actor playing Brian May than him. In the second one, I had to squint to see him.

That is the thing about Malek, he blends in. Which is a good thing, but a bad thing when you are playing someone like Freddie Mercury.

I know the critics will eat him up just like they do Mr. Robot. Just because he is good on that show, does not mean he is going to be good as the legendary musician.

Freddie Mercury is an idol to me, and I don’t think this movie is going to capture his essence. An essence that has lasted 5 more years and counting than he had a career.

What do you think? Are you going to ride your bicycle to see it on November 2nd?


Oh hi, Mark, Tommy Wiseau and Greg Sestero have another movie!
February 24th, 2018 under Movies. [ Comments: none ]

If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again. And that is exactly what The Room’s Tommy Wiseau and Greg Sestero are doing. They are following up The Room with Best F(r)iends. This one is written by Sestero and stars his best friend.

Best F(r)iends will be released in two volumes. The first part plays the weekend of March 30th. If you want to see the second part, then you have to wait 2 months to see it the weekend of June 1st.

I think we have another cult classic on our hands, so run out and see it when you can. You don’t want to wait 15 years to see the James Franco take on it.


Are you brave enough to stay overnight at Camp Crystal Lake on Friday the 13th?
February 22nd, 2018 under Movies. [ Comments: none ]

I don’t know about you, but I was raised on the films from the Friday the 13th franchise. It might be why I never wanted to go to sleepaway camp in New Jersey every summer that my parents tried to get me to go. Now that I am older, you still could not get me there even though I laughed my way throughout those movies.

While that is me, other people are more daring to go the camp where Friday the 13th was filmed almost 40 years ago. In fact, there is a tour group that offers tours of the site and on April 13th they are trying something different. They are offering up an overnight stay to the highest bidders.

What does that get you? According to Crystal Lake Tours you get a the tour of the camp, have an amazing dinner in our historic dining hall and take part in a first overnight stay in their log cabins. If you survive Jason Vorhees, then you get to eat breakfast with Adrienne King, who played Alice in the first two films.

Not brave enough to sleep in the woods with a serial killer who wears a hockey mask, then they are offering up three other tours on the 13th and 14th of April. If you go to one of the two 9a tours, then it is $135. But if you dare to go to the one that starts at 3p, then it is $175.

I say let them go, I will be home watching the movies with the air conditioner on and no mosquitoes or serial killers in sight. I like my blood in my body!


Attack of the Southern Fried Zombies looks finger looking good!
February 11th, 2018 under Movies. [ Comments: none ]

Not many movies can say they won the Goriest Film at the FANtastic Horror Film Festival in San Diego, but Attack of the Southern Fried Zombies is one of the few with this honor. While most Zombie movies these days takes themselves seriously, this is not one of them. Which a good thing because those other type of movies leave me feeling like the walking dead when they are over.

Therefore, if you love gory horror movies that are in on having fun, then mark your calendars for March 13th, its home video release date. You do not need brains to know this is going to be a future classic. Although the Zombies would you prefer you have them.


The Showgirls’ Honest Trailer is honestly bitchin’ darlings!
February 7th, 2018 under Movies. [ Comments: none ]

Honest Trailers finally got honest about Showgirls and it is the best thing you will see all day. It is so brutally honest, you might even want to watch the movie again. I say might because you will also remember how awful that film honestly is. I remember after I saw it, I was so sick of looking at naked women, I could not even look at myself nude in the mirror.

What did you think of Showgirls after you saw it?


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