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Get ready for Poohniverse: Monsters Assemble dominating the Razzies in 2026
March 18th, 2024 under Movies. [ Comments: none ]

This year, Winnie-the-Pooh: Blood and Honey swept the Razzies. At the end of this month, we are getting a sequel from Jagged Edge Productions and that is not all we can expect from this year.

They are also releasing Bambi: The Reckoning, Peter Pan’s Neverland Nightmare, and Pinocchio Unstrung.

But it gets so much more horrific in 2025 because Jagged Edge is going to merge the characters into one movie, Poohniverse: Monsters Assemble. According to Variety, their Avengers-like movie will star Bambi, Tinkerbell, Pinocchio, Peter Pan, Tigger, Piglet, The Mad Hatter, and Sleeping Beauty.

I don’t know what is the scariest part about all of this: the characters they are destroying, the way they are making them look in their films, the fact that movie theaters will probably show this movie, or all of the above.

All of the above.

For the first time, I think they need to get rid of public domain laws because this is sacrilegious.

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Neve Campbell and Kevin Williamson confirm they are back for Scream 7
March 12th, 2024 under Movies. [ Comments: none ]

Neve Campbell/Instagram

Scream 7 has been plagued with problems. First, Melissa Barrera was fired for things she said on social media. Then, Jenna Ortega followed her out the door, although some said her exit was due to her filming schedule for Netflix’s Wednesday. Finally, director Christopher Landon quit the film.

Now, two months later, we are getting an update on the film from the franchise’s biggest stars, Neve Campbell and Kevin Williamson. Both of them are back for the sequel, and there is a script.

Campbell and Williamson both made announcements on their social media:

Campbell wrote: Hi All. I’m so excited to announce this news!!! Sidney Prescott is coming back!!!! It’s always been such a blast and an honor to get to play Sidney in the Scream movies. My appreciation for these films and for what they have meant to me, has never waned. I’m very happy and proud to say I’ve been asked, in the most respectful way, to bring Sidney back to the screen and I couldn’t be more thrilled!!! Well actually I could. While I’ve been so incredibly lucky to make these films with both the master of horror Wes Craven and the wonderfully talented Matt and Tyler team, I’ve dreamt for many years of how amazing it would be to make one of these movies with Kevin Williamson at the helm. And now it’s happening, Kevin Williamson is going to direct Scream 7! This was his baby and it’s his brilliant mind that dreamt up this world. Kevin is not just an inspiration as an artist but has been a dear friend for many years. To the amazing Scream fans, I hope you are as excited as I am. See you on set @kevwilliamson

Williamson wrote: It’s been nearly 30 years since my very first script, Scream, was directed by the legendary Wes Craven. I never would have predicted what it would become. Or that I would be directing the seventh installment of the franchise. I am overcome with gratitude and excitement, and I can’t wait to take this journey with Neve and the entire Scream family as we bring back Sidney Prescott in the next chapter of the Scream franchise. Thank you to all the Scream fans. You are the gift that keeps giving. @nevecampbell See you on set. @guybusick @officialxpe @spyglassmediagr/blockquote>

While we know that Scream 7 is happening, we do not know what is happening in the seventh film in the franchise or who will be returning to the sequel. I am sure that will be announced soon.

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Don’t mess with June Squibb
March 5th, 2024 under Movies. [ Comments: none ]

June Squibb might be 94 years old. However, she is not too old to experience a first in her career, which has spanned over 70 years.

The actress is starring in the movie Thelma. Believe it or not, this is the first time she has been the lead in a production.

Thelma Post, a feisty 93-year-old grandmother who gets conned by a phone scammer pretending to be her grandson (Fred Hechinger) and sets out on a treacherous quest across Los Angeles, accompanied by an aging friend (Richard Roundtree) and his motorized scooter, to reclaim what was taken from her.

And here is something else impressive about Squibb and the movie. She did her own stunts in the action film.

Squibb might look sweet, but she is one tough woman you don’t want to mess with! And that is why we love her.

Thelma is coming to theaters on June 21st.

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Winnie-the-Pooh: Blood and Honey 2 is coming this month
March 4th, 2024 under Movies. [ Comments: none ]

Winnie-the-Pooh: Blood and Honey is rightfully nominated for five Razzies, and we will find out on Saturday how many they won on Saturday.

And we will find out what happens next for the lovable bear turned violent murderer in the sequel when it comes to theaters for three days starting on March 26th.

Deep within the 100-Acre-Wood, a destructive rage grows as Winnie-the-Pooh, Piglet, Owl, and Tigger find their home and their lives endangered after Christopher Robin revealed their existence. Not wanting to live in the shadows any longer, the group decides to take the fight to the town of Ashdown, home of Christopher Robin, leaving a bloody trail of death and mayhem in their wake. Winnie and his savage friends will soon show everyone that the hunters will soon become the hunted, whilst looking to exact their revenge on Christopher Robin once and for all.

You can get tickets at Fathom.

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Linda Hamilton nukes anymore Terminator reappearances.
February 21st, 2024 under Movies. [ Comments: none ]

Linda Hamilton has played Sarah Connor in three different Terminator films, so would she do it for a fourth time?

She told Business Insider, “I’m done. I’m done. I have nothing more to say. The story’s been told, and it’s been done to death.” So, I think that is a no.

The actress also talked about how she sees her character, “I truly feel like, and felt like, Sarah Connor is not an icon. She’s a woman in hell. She makes some really bad choices. She’s not a good mother, she’s a good fighter!

That she is. And the latter is why we love her character so much. She is one of the most badass women to ever grace the big screen. Whether Hamilton wants to admit that or not.

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