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CarousHELL is the movie we all need!
September 21st, 2018 under Movies. [ Comments: none ]


Back in 1965, Hal David and Burt Bacharach wrote What The World Needs Now Is Love. That was then, this is not.

In 2018, what the world needs now is CarousHELL. A movie about a carousel unicorn who comes alive only kill people in the most hillarious ways. He is mad as hell and you cannot blame him for getting revenge due to all of the people who have farted on him. At least that is why I am assuming he is going on this killer rampage.

Parents, if your kids force you to go the carnival, then make them watch this movie. After they see it, you will never have to go to an amusement park again! Unless you want to, of course.

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Is Mary Poppins Returns like a spoonful of sugar?
September 17th, 2018 under Movies. [ Comments: none ]


The first full trailer is out for Mary Poppins Returns and I am just not feeling it. It does not seem as magical as the first one.

When my niece was a toddler, she made me watch it over and over again because it was her favorite movie. Her sister loves it so much that next month my friends are throwing her a Mary Poppins themed birthday party. Not only that, both girls are going as Mary Poppins for Halloween and I am going as old Dick Van Dyke aka the Banker. Therefore, you can tell that the classic film is a big part of my current life.

Their whole family is excited about the sequel, but not me. I just feel leave good enough alone. Then after watching this trailer, I am feeling it even less. Is it just me or will you be seeing with my nieces on December 19th?

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Lizzie is a new take on the Lizzie Borden story
August 3rd, 2018 under Movies. [ Comments: 3 ]


Ever since Lizzie Border took an ax/And gave her mother forty whacks/When she saw what she had done/She gave her father forty-one in 1892, people have been telling her story. For the most part, it is the same one. But coming on September 14th, we are going to get a new side of the story that we thought we knew in Lizzie.

Did an affair between Lizzie (Chloƫ Sevigny) and her housemaid (Kristen Stewart) lead to the murders? We will find out in the upcoming movie about 2 murders that still intrigue us after all of this time. In fact, tomorrow it will be 126 years exactly and we still do not know who did it. Or will we find out next month?

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Bohemian Rhapsody newest trailer still ignores he had AIDS
July 17th, 2018 under Movies. [ Comments: none ]


A few weeks ago, I got into a fight with my friends about the Bohemian Rhapsody trailer. I said their Mr. Robot is no Freddie Mercury and they said he looked just like him. I said, he does not have the same presence as the legendary singer. No matter what he did, he stood out in a crowd. Rami Malek is too nebbishy and blends in with everyone. That is why we are still fascinated with the singer 26 years after his death.

When it comes to his death, they do not mention in the trailer that he died of AIDS. He was the first celebrity to come out and publically say he was HIV+. Back then, you only assumed it until the autopsy came out. Therefore, he put a face on a disease that no one wanted to be associated with. It is as much his legacy as his music.

Even though the band still thinks otherwise, as you can see in the updated description of the movie.

Bohemian Rhapsody is a foot-stomping celebration of Queen, their music and their extraordinary lead singer Freddie Mercury. Freddie defied stereotypes and shattered convention to become one of the most beloved entertainers on the planet. The film traces the meteoric rise of the band through their iconic songs and revolutionary sound. They reach unparalleled success, but in an unexpected turn Freddie, surrounded by darker influences, shuns Queen in pursuit of his solo career. Having suffered greatly without the collaboration of Queen, Freddie manages to reunite with his bandmates just in time for Live Aid. While bravely facing a recent AIDS diagnosis, Freddie leads the band in one of the greatest performances in the history of rock music. Queen cements a legacy that continues to inspire outsiders, dreamers and music lovers to this day

See how they mention that he left the band for a solo career and only came back when he failed. Please, they have been failing since he passed away in 1991. He was Queen, no matter how much they want to think otherwise.

Since I am a person who idolizes Mercury, I will not be seeing this film on November 2nd. But people who don’t know him or the Adam Lambert fans will probably be there on day one to see a sugar-coated version of his life that is more about his time with the band than the man himself. Which is what it should be about because we don’t care about those other guys. Do you?

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Diane Franklin returns to Amityville!
July 16th, 2018 under Movies. [ Comments: none ]


Back in 1982, Diane Franklin starred in Amityville II: The Possession as Ronald DeFeo’s sister. Now, over 35 years later, she is returning to that infamous house to star in The Amityville Murders, but this time she is playing his mom. Burt Young, who played her dad in the first film, also has a role in this film that comes out later this year.

If you don’t the story before there was there was The Amityville Horror about the Lutzes, there was Ronald DeFeo who murdered his whole family in that house just before they moved in. The 1982 movie was a loosely based on those murders and this film is actually telling that family’s story leading up to the fateful night November 13, 1974.

After watching the trailer below, I cannot wait to see it. It looks even scarier than all the documentaries based on the house and the paranormal that investigated it.

BTW Amityville 2 is on Tubi TV and you can watch it for free. If you do watch it, you will see that Franklin has not really aged a day since then.

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