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Paris Hilton is so full of herself
July 23rd, 2009 under Michael Jackson, Paris Hilton. [ Comments: 3 ]

(photo from Daily Mail)

Paris Hilton was promoting her documentary Paris, Not France and when Extra asked her about Michael Jackson she told them that Jacko named his daughter after her.

“My mom and Michael went to high school together and they were best friends since they were 13,” Paris explains. “So I grew up knowing Michael very well and when he had his daughter, he always loved the name Paris and grew up being an uncle to me. So he asked my mom if it was okay and of course she said yes and I think she’s such a beautiful little girl and I’m proud we have the same name.”

I would believe her more if she wasn’t promoting a documentary called Paris, not France. That and I could find pictures of her and the man she says that was like an uncle to her…or if she went to the memorial service…or if her mom or her spoke out before now. But that could just me, not believing anything she says. Do you think that Michael Jackson really named his only girl after her?


Caption Paris Hilton!
June 22nd, 2009 under Caption the Celeb, Paris Hilton. [ Comments: 3 ]

Paris Hilton riding a poor innocent camel has Caption Me written all over it, so go ahead and do it.


The dog’s face says it all
April 22nd, 2009 under Paris Hilton. [ Comments: 2 ]

Paris Hilton posed with a poor innocent dog in a Guess campain and I think that dog's face says it all….it stinks! Seriously dogs are used to smelling their smelly farts, so if his face looks like that I don't even want to Guess what odor is coming out of there. Where are PETA and the ASPCA when you really need them?
xoxo Michael!!!

Another Paris Hilton failure
April 13th, 2009 under Paris Hilton. [ Comments: none ]

Paris Hilton posed naked and was spray painted gold for Rich Prosecco's sparkling wine in a can, and the sales for the canned wine is anything but golden. According to The Sun boxes of the stuff are being stored in warehouses throughout the world with no place to go. So how does the company feel about their poster girl, “She is the perfect advert for our product. We have several new campaigns that are already being planned.” Personally I am surprised she is not selling their canned wine because when I look at those pictures of her I want to drink to forget

What is up with Paris Hilton’s back bending pose?
April 6th, 2009 under Paris Hilton. [ Comments: 1 ]

I know Paris Hilton always poses with her chest out, back back; but this seems even more pronounced than usual. She needs to stop that pose because no matter how far she sticks out her chest, she is still going to look flat.

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