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Happy St Patrick’s Day!
March 17th, 2018 under Jerry O'Connell/Rebecca Romijn, SOW Greetings, Wendy Williams. [ Comments: none ]

Get your St Paddy’s on today by doing an Irish dance like the one that Jerry O’Connell did with the O’Rourke Irish Dancers of Westchester on the Wendy Williams Show yesterday.

Hopefully the luck of the Irish will bestow O’Connell because he has proven that he is the talk show host we desperately need on our televisions.

On a St Patrick’s Day note, have a great one and make sure not to drink and drive after too much partying.


Happy New Year!
January 1st, 2018 under SOW Greetings. [ Comments: none ]

I wish you and yours a very happy, healthy and amorous New Year!

In Judaism, the number 18 is a very special number because it spells out (חַי) chai which means life. So in the words of Tevye from Fiddler on the Roof, “To life, to life, l’chaim.” Thus, raise a glass and drink up what a special year this is going to be for all of us!

Happy New Year!


Merry Christmas!
December 25th, 2017 under SOW Greetings. [ Comments: none ]

Christmas is a time of a joy, so let’s fill today and every day with as much joy as Donny & Marie bring to the world!
Merry Christmas to you and yours from me and mine!


Happy Chanukah!
December 12th, 2017 under SOW Greetings. [ Comments: none ]

What does any Jewish person want for Chanukah? They want 8 nights of free porn to light up their menorah and Pornhub is giving them just that. The Adult Entertainment company wrote this with the enlightening ad, “This year, ‘The Festival of Lights’ is getting lit AF because Pornhub’s giving everyone a whole new reason to get excited about Hanukkah: Free Pornhub Premium for all eight crazy nights! Just go to PornHub to sign up for your free 8 day trial and turn your ‘Happy Hanukkah’ into a ‘Horny Hanukkah’.”

So have a Horny Chanukah and give the gift that keeps on giving. Plus, it gives a whole new meaning to keeping the light going for 8 nights straight. So boys get the shamash ready because he is going to be on fire for the next week!


Happy Thanksgiving!
November 23rd, 2017 under SOW Greetings. [ Comments: none ]

I am thankful for all of you, so thank you from the bottom of what is left of my heart.

May you enjoy the best Thanksgiving episode ever to fly on to our televisions above. May you be as stuffed after dinner as the turkey was before it went into the oven. May you survive your family and friends today. May you get the best Black Friday deals tomorrow and not get trampled getting them. Most importantly may you have a happy Thanksgiving!


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