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Happy Chanukkah!
December 2nd, 2018 under SOW Greetings. [ Comments: none ]

Happy Chanukkah, may you get chocolate gelt and not Jewish guilt during these 8 days.

For those of you who don’t know about the Chanukkah miracle, my friend sent me a meme that explains it perfectly in the year 2018. Imagine if your phone’s battery was down 10% and it lasted for 8 days without a recharge? It would be a miracle! That is what happened to the Jewish people who only had oil for one day, but it lasted for 8. Because it lasted that long during the rededication of the Temple, they were able to make more to keep that light going.


Happy Thanksgiving!
November 22nd, 2018 under SOW Greetings. [ Comments: none ]

Today as we stuff our faces with stuffing this Turkey Day, we now know what to do with the leftovers. We can make Thanksgiving pizza! Yum.

Seriously folks, I am thankful for all of you. Thank you for checking out my nonsense.


Happy Halloween!
October 31st, 2018 under SOW Greetings. [ Comments: none ]

Halloween is my Christmas, so today is my day. Even more so because of this treat that Final Destination’s creator Jeffrey Reddick posted. If Freddy Kruger, Jason Vorhees, Michael Myers Ghostface and all the other killers looked like this, then more people would watch horror movies.


Happy Independence Day!
July 4th, 2018 under SOW Greetings. [ Comments: none ]

Today, we Americans, celebrate our country’s 242nd birthday, more divided than in most of our lifetimes. But that is what makes America so great. We can disagree with each other and still be proud of the red, white and blue!

Plus, there is always Sesame Street to get us in the mood for hot dogs, hamburgers and fireworks!

Hopefully, you will end the day with the same amount of fingers you started with. So be careful when you light the fireworks.


Happy Father’s Day!
June 17th, 2018 under SOW Greetings. [ Comments: none ]

Happy Father’s Day to all the amazing dads out there. The ones who held our hands when we cross the street and let them go when we go leave the nest. The ones who listen to our problems and cheer our accomplishments. Thank you for everything you did to make us who we are today! We would not be who we are without you.

As present today, give him some alone time with mommy! Only after you tell him how much you love him.


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