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Happy Chanukah!
December 12th, 2017 under SOW Greetings. [ Comments: none ]


What does any Jewish person want for Chanukah? They want 8 nights of free porn to light up their menorah and Pornhub is giving them just that. The Adult Entertainment company wrote this with the enlightening ad, “This year, ‘The Festival of Lights’ is getting lit AF because Pornhub’s giving everyone a whole new reason to get excited about Hanukkah: Free Pornhub Premium for all eight crazy nights! Just go to PornHub to sign up for your free 8 day trial and turn your ‘Happy Hanukkah’ into a ‘Horny Hanukkah’.”

So have a Horny Chanukah and give the gift that keeps on giving. Plus, it gives a whole new meaning to keeping the light going for 8 nights straight. So boys get the shamash ready because he is going to be on fire for the next week!

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Happy Thanksgiving!
November 23rd, 2017 under SOW Greetings. [ Comments: none ]


I am thankful for all of you, so thank you from the bottom of what is left of my heart.

May you enjoy the best Thanksgiving episode ever to fly on to our televisions above. May you be as stuffed after dinner as the turkey was before it went into the oven. May you survive your family and friends today. May you get the best Black Friday deals tomorrow and not get trampled getting them. Most importantly may you have a happy Thanksgiving!

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Happy Eclipse Day!
August 21st, 2017 under SOW Greetings. [ Comments: none ]


In case you have not heard, today will be the first total solar eclipse of the 21st century. That means you are going to want to go outside and watch as the moon blocks the sun from the earth’s view. If you choose to do that, do it with those special solar glasses or that will be the last thing you see.

If you are too afraid to do that, then do what I will be doing. I will be watching Night of the Comet praying that is just a movie and the same thing does not happen to us. Yes, it was a comet, but it is the same thing because people will be outside looking at the sky with their special glasses. Right?

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Happy Independence Day!
July 4th, 2017 under SOW Greetings. [ Comments: 1 ]


Nothing says America more than watching Cher and Charo sing America from West Side Story. When I think of Americana, that is the epitome of it!

So today as we honor Great Britain’s first Brexit, let everyone know you are proud to be an American as you gobble down the hamburgers and hot dogs and watch the fireworks!

Happy Independence Day!

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Happy Father’s Day!
June 18th, 2017 under SOW Greetings. [ Comments: none ]

A post shared by Jerry O'Connell (@mrjerryoc) on


Happy Father’s Day to all the fabulous fathers out there who let their daughters play dress up with them. For playing catch with their sons. For being a chauffeur to the mall when they would rather watch sports. For being our biggest fans when we needed one. For being the strongest hugger when we needed hug. For always being there. And for Jerry O’Connell singing along to Justin Bieber when he would rather belt Prince.

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