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Did Winona Ryder and Keanu Reeves marry on the set of Bram Stoker’s Dracula?
August 20th, 2018 under Keanu Reeves, Winona Ryder. [ Comments: none ]


Back in the early ’90s, Winona Ryder and Keanu Reeves filmed a wedding scene in Bram Stoker’s Dracula and turns out it might have been more real than fake.

It has been over 25 years since they made that movie and Ryder made a shocking confession to Entertainment Weekly and more importantly her husband, Keanu. What? She told the magazine, “We actually got married in Dracula. No, I swear to gd I think we’re married in real life.” Then she explained, “In that scene, Francis [Ford Coppola] used a real Romanian priest…We shot the master and he did the whole thing. So I think we’re married.”

Reeves does not remember the Valentine’s Day, yes Valentine’s Day, nuptials, but eventually, he gave into the fact that he and Winona are Mr. & Mrs.

Good thing neither one of them ever got married or they would have a lot explaining to do to their new spouses. Plus, possibly the law.

No word if they will annul their marriage or stay married. Thankfully, they have a lot more press to do for their new movie Destination Wedding. With a movie title like that and this development, it will be hard not for the press to press them on this. Right?

Congrats to the couple?

UPDATE: The Guardian asked Francis Ford Coppola about the wedding and he confirmed they might be married. The director of the film said, “This is pretty authentic and I think very beautiful, because we actually did the ceremony and had the priest do the ceremony.” Then he added, “So in a sense, when we were all done, we realized that Keanu and Winona really are married as a result of this scene and this ceremony.”

Now that we know that they are married in the eyes of the Greek Orthodox Chuch, it will be interesting to see what happens next. I mean, do you stay married to the person you have unknowingly have been married to for 26 and half years or do you split up? If you think about it, they have been married longer than most of their friends combined. Now we know the secret to a long Hollywood marriage, secretly being married and not knowing about it.

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BTWF: Keanu Reeves for Coca-Cola
August 8th, 2018 under Before They Were Famous, James Corden, Keanu Reeves. [ Comments: none ]


Before Keanu Reeves’ father hated him in Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure, his dad was his coach who gave his son a Coca-Cola at the end of a race. How cute was the 18-year-old in 1983 commercial?

Better, how cute is the 53-year-old talking about making that commercial to James Corden on The Late Late Show ? He is so serious.

To see the full ad, then click here!

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BTWF roles: Keanu Reeves in Night Heat
February 14th, 2017 under Before They Were Famous, Keanu Reeves. [ Comments: none ]


Before Keanu Reeves robbed banks in Point Break, he was Thug 2 in Night Heat. He looks the same now as he did when he was 20 in that 1985 episode.

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Whoopi Goldberg scars Keanu Reeves and us for life!
February 10th, 2017 under Graham Norton, Keanu Reeves, The View. [ Comments: none ]


Whoopi Goldberg was telling Graham Norton on his BBC talk show about getting older and then she started talking about losing her hair. Keanu Reeves mistakenly asked her what she meant because she looks like she has a full head of hair. She does. Up there, just not down there anymore. Keanu’s face says it all.

Yes, I am not quoting exactly what she says because it was bad enough. I have that image in my head from the first time she told and I don’t want to hear it again. No one does. It is a View that won’t leave your for a while.

Oh here’s a story, when I first moved to LA I remember her telling us she looks like a skunk between her legs. That was bad, this is worse. On positive note, now she no longer looks like skunk. That’s cause her pussy looks like one of those pussies with no hair. Image, stuck.

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Kelly Ripa tells Keanu Reeves she used to kiss his cardboard cut out
February 2nd, 2017 under Keanu Reeves, Kelly Ripa. [ Comments: none ]

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Keanu Reeves was on Live with Kelly today and Kelly Ripa confessed a secret to him during a commercial break. She told him, “Back when I used to make out with your cardboard cut out. You remember, don’t you?” Then she explained, “I was on a Soap Opera called All My Children and I had a, a life-size cardboard cut out of you.”
Where did she get it? Her friend worked at Blockbuster (kids before there was Netflix and Amazon people used to have rent movies from a store like that); and when the store was done with it, her friend gave it to her. The daytime talk show host took the one dimensional Keanu, put it in her dressing room and would have her way with it. That’s right.
How does Ted Theodore Logan feel about it? His face looks just like, I am sure it did, when The Wachowskis explained the premise of the Matrix to him. Shock, awe, my mind is completely blown and is this really happening. So much so, you know he is wondering where he can find that phonebooth from Bill & Ted’s and make it so her friend didn’t get the job at the video rental place. This way Kelly would never get his cardboard likeness.
On that note, I wonder how many paper cuts she got from it? Also, the next time Sting is on Live with Kelly, I hope and pray that he reworks Be My Gal, Sally (It is song about a guy making a blowup doll his wife) to Be My Guy, Keanu because that is some weird crap and it totally needs a song.

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