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Matt Damon did the ALS IBC with toilet water
August 25th, 2014 under ALS Ice Bucket Challenge, Matt Damon. [ Comments: none ]

We have seen celebrities use things other than water when taking the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge. Well Matt Damon did use water for his challenge, but he used it from a source that no one else has ever attempted before him. What is that source? He took the aqua from his toilet.
Why? I mean, ewwwww. Here in LA, we are going through a major drought and he didn’t want to waste any water. In addition, he wanted to prove the point that the toilet water here in “the West is actually cleaner than the water that most people in the developing world have access to.”
So besides bringing awareness to the ALS Association (which he donated money to), he also wanted to make people aware of his charity, His mission worked on me. Although it is going to take me, a while to get over being so grossed out. It’s toilet water. But if I am this horrified by it and it’s cleaner than some of the water people in parts of Africa are drinking, then we really need to make a difference as soon as we can. No one should drink water that is worse than the stuff that fills up toilet bowls before we fill them up with our own water.
Just one more time, but it is toilet water. So ewwwwwww.


Matt Damon faxed a pic of his hairy a$$ to Jimmy Kimmel!
February 15th, 2014 under Jimmy Kimmel, Matt Damon. [ Comments: none ]

The feud between Matt Damon and Jimmy Kimmel continues even though the actor was on the ABC late night show last week. Jason Bourne faxed (I guess people still use them) his arch nemesis a picture of his butt to publicize a raffle he is having on Omaze to spend a day with Ben Affleck him to benefit his charity Eastern Congo Initiative and
So while you think he is making an a$$ of himself with the fax, it turns out to be the complete opposite.


Did Jimmy Kimmel finally make time for Matt Damon?
February 7th, 2014 under Jimmy Kimmel, Matt Damon. [ Comments: 1 ]

The cast of The Monuments Men including George Clooney, Bill Murray, Cate Blanchett, John Goodman, Bob Balaban and some guy named Matt Damon all appeared on Jimmy Kimmel Live yesterday. That’s right Jason Bourne, was on the ABC late night talk show yesterday. So did Affleck’s former lover actually make time for Ben’s BFF? You just have to watch what happens when Kimmel finally asks him a question on the show that has been over 10 years in the making.
BTW as much as I love the rivalry between these two men, I think the joke has gone on long enough. I would love to see Kimmel actually do a sit down with Damon, the man whose wedding officiated. JK can still end every show with “My apologies to Matt Damon, we ran out of time,” but the stuff that he did on last night’s show is getting a little old. Or do you still like it?


Matt Damon has a thing for tying up TV hosts
February 4th, 2014 under Matt Damon, TV News. [ Comments: none ]

Remember last year when Matt Damon kidnapped and tied up Jimmy Kimmel, so that the Talented Mr Ripley could host the Jimmy Kimmel Live? Well, looks like he has done it again, and this time he did it to Good Morning America’s George Stephanopoulos.
So I guess Jason Bourne should come with a warning if he is booked to appear on a television talk show, be prepared for him to kidnap and tie up the host of the show so that he can do it himself.
Who knew there was such an evil man behind that baby sweet face?


Stephen Colbert will interview Matt Damon or die trying!
August 9th, 2013 under Comedy Central, Matt Damon. [ Comments: none ]

Yesterday on The Colbert Report, Stephen Colbert went to get a soda from the machine during the show and it feel down on him, crushing him in his nice suit. He screamed for help and Matt Damon rushed in to rescue him. While trying to lift the heavy object off of the conservative anchor, Colbert started asking the Oscar winner some questions about his career and his new movie Elysium that is out now, as blood poured out of him. Did Matt Damon do a Jason Bourne or is Comedy Central looking for his replacement? You will have to watch that video find out.


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