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Are Jimmy Kimmel and Matt Damon trying to say Ben Affleck is stupid?
October 29th, 2018 under Ben Affleck/Jennifer Garner, Jimmy Kimmel, Matt Damon. [ Comments: none ]

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Jimmy Kimmel, Ben Affleck and Matt Damon went to the LA Dodgers vs the Boston Red Sox World Series game yesterday. The arch neminises wore shirts that read “I’m with stupid” and an arrow that points to the other one. It worked great for them during their photo op, but not when they were watching the game. That is because Affleck sat in between them and both arrows pointed towards him. Which means he is the stupid one with them. Poor Ben Affleck.

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Batman and Thor are in a Twitter war over Matt Damon
April 23rd, 2018 under Ben Affleck/Jennifer Garner, Chris and Liam Hemsworth, Jimmy Kimmel, Matt Damon. [ Comments: none ]


There is a rumor going around that Matt Damon has a new best friend and his name is Chris Hemsworth. Somehow that news got back to Ben Affleck and he had a message for Thor, he wrote, “Hey @chrishemsworth, you can have him! I’m Team @JimmyKimmel anyways.”

At that point, Hemsworth broke his silence about the gossip with his hammer and wrote, “Sorry mate not my fault! He’s just a big @Marvel fan, not @DCComics. How do you like them apples 😘. @jimmykimmel the ball is in your court. Choose wisely…”

Well when Jimmy
Kimmel
saw Affleck’s Tweet, he got all tingly inside and declared,
“Wow. Another big win for #TeamBatman! Sorry Matt, I’m sure this is a
Thor thubject. #Iwilltakeeveryoneyoulove.”

Chris Hemsworth responded to his new Loki with, “Hey @jimmykimmel sounds like you’ve chosen your side. Guess I’m not coming on your show this week. Good luck finding another Avenger named Chris.”

You see, all this week, Jimmy Kimmel Live is going to have the cast of Avengers: Infinity War on the show. How did he take it that one of the many Avengers would not be appearing on his talk show? The ABC host told him, “Not coming on my show will be another thing you and Matt have in common! @BenAffleck.”

Once Hemsworth read that, he wrote, “You know what, @jimmykimmel … I’m coming on your show now just to upset you.”

Throughout this Twitter infinity war, Matt Damon has not said a single word. Why do I have a feeling that will all change when not-Chris Evans is on JKL? Time for Kimmel to make another brilliant viral video! Side note, I have not watched I’m F*cking Ben Affleck in years, it is even more amazing now than it was then.

BTW who do you think will win the catfight over Matt Damon, Thor or Batman? I say Thor because he is a Gd and Batman is just a knight.

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Matt Damon will do anything to be on Jimmy Kimmel Live!
October 24th, 2017 under George Clooney, Jimmy Kimmel, Matt Damon. [ Comments: none ]


Ever since Jimmy Kimmel’s first year on the air, him and Matt Damon have been in one of Hollywood’s biggest feuds. 14 years later, it is still going strong.

Yesterday, when George Clooney was on Jimmy Kimmel Live to promote his movie Suburbicon, he decided to give the ABC show an exclusive. The television debut of his 4-month-old twins, Alexander and Ella. Only problem is their manny brought them out. What is so bad about that? Damon is their manny. And now we know how Damon keeps getting all these acting jobs, he does odd jobs for the directors.

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Who put a baby in Jimmy Kimmel’s wife’s belly?
February 14th, 2017 under Jimmy Kimmel, Matt Damon. [ Comments: none ]


Jimmy Kimmel’s wife is 28 weeks pregnant and turns out the ABC late night host might not be the father.

We know that Matt Damon was f*cking Sarah Silverman when she was dating Kimmel, and now it turns out that the actor is doing the same thing to his wife Molly. That means he could be the baby daddy. Is he? There is only way to solve this problem and that is to ask Maury Povich, who’s the father?

Is it Matt Damon or Jimmy Kimmel? They are not the father. Why? As Molly said, “How can either of you satisfy me when all you really want is each other?” Even Ben Affleck knew that because it really is obvious. What wasn’t obvious is who really is the father. Someone I would let put a baby in my belly. Wouldn’t you?

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Proof Matt Damon is always the Jimmy Kimmel Live green room!
October 6th, 2016 under Jimmy Kimmel, Matt Damon, RENT. [ Comments: none ]


Almost every night since Jimmy Kimmel Live started, the late night host apologizes to Matt Damon because he ran out of time and can’t have him on the show that night or any night. For the last 13 years, we have wondered if Jason Bourne is really there waiting to go on. Last night we got that answer and it is yes.
When Idina Menzel nervously told the Kimmel that she has a crush on his arch nemesis and feared that he hated her in Wicked, the ABC talk show went live from his dressing room, where he has been housed for over a decade, to get the facts straight. Just as Damon was giving his side of the story, Kimmel informed him they ran out of time.
Maybe tomorrow, we will learn more. That is unless they run out of time for him yet again.

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