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Has Jon Stewart hit hard times?
July 20th, 2018 under Hard times, Jimmy Kimmel, Jon Stewart. [ Comments: none ]

Ever since Jon Stewart left The Daily Show, we have barely seen him in public. Turns out that he has been there all along, we just did not know it. In fact he left the Big Apple for Hollywood after his show ended. Hollywood Boulevard that is. Why there? Because he is one of the people in costume on the boulevard of broken dreams. He is The Incredible Hulk.

Donald Trump has got him so angry, he has permantly turned into the green monster. Which is why he warned Mr. McGee not to make him angry because he would not like him when he is angry. Same goes for the guy in the White House.

So is Hulk a smash? Does not seem that way according to how he acted on Jimmy Kimmel Live when he was unmasked.


Why did the girl stick her head in a tailpipe?
June 22nd, 2018 under Jimmy Kimmel. [ Comments: none ]

Kaitlyn Strom went to a music festival with her boyfriend to see Miranda Lambert and they had a night they will never forget. That is because somethin’ bad happened to the 19-year-old when saw an oversized tailpipe, that was not attached to a little red wagon; and thought she could fit her head in there. She was right. But there was just one problem, what goes in does not always come out.

That is right, her head was stuck in the tailpipe and after 45 minutes, firefighters were able to set her free. And now she is famous in a small town. So famous that Jimmy Kimmel Live had to talk to her and the guy that the truck the tailpipe belongs to in Darwin, Minnesota. Yes, the future Darwin Award Winner is actually in Darwin!

Was Tom Wold mad that she got her head stuck in his tailpipe? Shockingly no. He is not even asking her to reimburse him. Which I would totally do! He is just glad she is OK.

What advice does the teen have for other people who might want to see if their head fits someplace it should not go? She tells them, “Curiosity goes a long way, but just don’t do it.” Good advice because I know when I have been high on sugar and other things or had too much to drink, I have tempted to do things and people I should not do. Thankfully, I stopped myself before I put my head in a tailpipe. That can be a warning parents can give their kids from now on. Have a good night, but don’t get your head stuck in a tailpipe like that girl from Minnesota, dontcha know.


Nick Kroll split his pants on Jimmy Kimmel Live
June 21st, 2018 under Jimmy Kimmel. [ Comments: none ]

Jimmy Kimmel Live yesterday talking about playing the token white guy in Uncle Drew a movie full basketball legends. He got so into describing what it was like on the set that he had to act it out. When he did, he quickly regretted it. That is because the back of his pants split wide open from belt to the crotch.

What did the comedic actor do? Showed it off for the whole audience to see including the people at home. Like he said too bad there was not a big crap stain on his underwear because that would have made that unexpected moment comedy gold. Although, that would have been a pee stain. Am I right or am I right?

Anyways, was he embarrassed by it all? He tweeted out today, “I’m embarrassed at how NOT embarrassed I seemed to be when it happened.” If he was wearing a pink thong, then I can understand him being embarrassed. But because he was wearing charcoal grey underwear, there was nothing really to see. Which is a bummer for us.


Mariah Carey says that American Idol was a ‘total bleak experience’
June 7th, 2018 under Jimmy Kimmel, Mariah Carey. [ Comments: none ]

Mariah Carey was on Jimmy Kimmel Live yesterday and he wanted to know if there is any truth to the rumor that she told Lionel Richie not to do American Idol. The singer responded with, “If I didn’t I should have.” She did not explain why she said that.

Then she realized that people might misconstrue what she said, thus the diva elaborated what she was trying to say. It is not that she thinks he would be a bad judge, but instead what she meant was that she “did not have the world’s best experience” on AI. Then the ABC host wanted to know what was the worst part of being on the singing competition. The woman, who is an open book, closed that chapter of her life. All she would say is that she had some great hairstyles on the show.

I hope someday she writes an autobiography and details why she hated Idol so much. But knowing her, it won’t even a be a page to rip out of her book.


Roseanne Barr says don’t feel sorry for her, but for everyone else on the show
May 29th, 2018 under Jimmy Kimmel, Roseanne. [ Comments: none ]

Thirteen hours after Roseanne quit Twitter, she came back on it with several retweets and one written by herself. She wrote, “Don’t feel sorry for me, guys!!-I just want to apologize to the hundreds of people,and wonderful writers (all liberal) and talented actors who lost their jobs on my show due to my stupid tweet.”

If she were a late night host, then she would use some of her personal money to make sure the people who lost their jobs are taken care of like Conan O’Brien, Jimmy Kimmel and Jay Leno all did. But she won’t because when has she has done anything for anyone but herself?

Talking about late night, Kimmel weighed in on her firing on his show. The ABC late host said, “We don’t have much on this network. We’re hoping the NBA finals go 11 games this year. We are still airing America’s Funniest Home Videos. Roseanne was a very bigly hit for ABC and we needed it.” That is such an understatement. They really really really needed it, did I say really.

Kimmel also suggested what his network should do and that is to just rename the sitcom Dan and have everyone else still be part of the show. Or as he put it, “with all the cast members you love.”

While that his suggestion, this is mine. On Tuesdays have Modern Family at 8p and Speechless afterward. Then on Wednesday The Goldbergs leads the night, followed by its spinoff Schooled, American Housewife goes to 9p and Single Parents closes the night. Finally make it Retro Fridays with the ’90s based Fresh Off The Boat leading off the night and then take it back to the ’70s with The Kids are All Right at 8:30p. I can’t think of what else they can do to save their fall. What do you think they should do?

UPDATE: Roseanne does not want people to stand up for her because, “guys I did something unforgiveable so do not defend me. It was 2 in the morning and I was ambien tweeting-it was memorial day too-i went 2 far & do not want it defended-it was egregious Indefensible. I made a mistake I wish I hadn’t but…don’t defend it please. ty.” She also released the below statement.


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