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Gwyneth Paltrow steams her vajayjay
January 28th, 2015 under Gwyneth Paltrow. [ Comments: none ]


Gwyenth Paltrow took to her Goop web site to tell everyone that she steams her lady part.
The actress talked about going to a new spa and what makes it different than any other one she has gone to in the past. Midway through her post, she said, “We’re burying the lede though, because the real golden ticket here is the Mugworth V-Steam: You sit on what is essentially a mini-throne, and a combination of infrared and mugwort steam cleanses your uterus, et al. It is an energetic release—not just a steam douche—that balances female hormone levels.” Then she added, “If you’re in LA, you have to do it.” I have a four words to say to that, “HELL TO THE NO!”
I like my vegetables steamed, but not my fish. Who was like, steaming your vajayjay is a good idea. It is bad enough to get hot wax down there, I don’t want anything else hot down there. Unless it is a hot guy.
Seriously though, ouch and why??? The site explains all of the benefits, but I would rather live with all the negative stuff in my uterus than have hot water coming up towards it.
Can someone please make Gwyneth Paltrow stop sharing about her vajayay and her a$$? Let her focus on her acting which other people say she is good at. Personally, I can’t stand her stuck-up nasally voice when she talks. I wonder if she is steaming the wrong body part???
To see what the V Steam chair looks like at Tikkun Spa, then click here!

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BTWF roles: Gwyneth Paltrow on Columbo
September 8th, 2014 under Before They Were Famous, Gwyneth Paltrow. [ Comments: none ]

via Jimmy Kimmel Live
Before Gwyneth Paltrow was a fat girl in Shallow Hal, she was made her mother fat on Columbo. Finally, something I can enjoy her in because she is still in her, mom, Blythe Danner’s belly, back in that 1972 episode.
She isn’t the only celebrity who got her start that way, Chris Pine also made his acting debut while still in his mother’s belly when she appeared on his father’s show, CHiPs.

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I actually agree with Joan Rivers on something
April 18th, 2014 under Bravo, Gwyneth Paltrow, The Comedy Central Roast of Joan Rivers. [ Comments: none ]


I normally don’t agree with the stuff that comes out of Joan Rivers’ mouth, but I agreed with what she said about Gwyneth Paltrow on Bravo’s Watch What Happens Live. Rivers was asked by a viewer, what was the worse backlash that she has received for anything she has said on her show, Fashion Police. She made some faces as she told her, “The worst criticism was from Gwyneth Paltrow.” Then she added, “She came and yelled at us. She stood up. She can’t sit down because she has a stick up her rear end.” If ever that joke worked, that was it.
No word how Paltrow responded to slam, but I am sure the stick and her will not be Conscious Uncoupling anytime soon after hearing what Joan said.

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Moses Martin’s face says it all
April 8th, 2014 under Gwyneth Paltrow. [ Comments: none ]


Gwyneth Paltrow Instagrammed this makeup free photo of herself with her son, Moses, to celebrate his 8th birthday and I think his face says it all. That’s all!

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Chris Martin is tired of all of that Goop!
March 25th, 2014 under Gwyneth Paltrow. [ Comments: none ]


Gwyneth Paltrow announced on her Goop blog that Chris Martin and her are separating after 10 years of marriage. The couple, who were rarely seen together, were seen out as one at two Hollywood events back in January. Although the couple looked happy, we now know they were not.
According to what the actress, the parents of Apple and Moses have been working on their marriage unsuccessfully for a year.

Conscious Uncoupling

It is with hearts full of sadness that we have decided to separate. We have been working hard for well over a year, some of it together, some of it separated, to see what might have been possible between us, and we have come to the conclusion that while we love each other very much we will remain separate. We are, however, and always will be a family, and in many ways we are closer than we have ever been. We are parents first and foremost, to two incredibly wonderful children and we ask for their and our space and privacy to be respected at this difficult time. We have always conducted our relationship privately, and we hope that as we consciously uncouple and coparent, we will be able to continue in the same manner.

Love,
Gwyneth & Chris

Seriously, the only surprising thing about this announcement is they lasted a lot longer than we thought.
Finally who do you think she will be linked to first? I don’t think many she could get the men she used to get like Brad Pitt and Ben Affleck. And will she stay in London or will she return to The States?

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