If you thought that sharks flying around in a tornado was pretty terrifying, it is the calm before the Shaqnado storm. That’s right thousands of Shaqs are swirling around in tornadoes and there is only one thing that can save us. Two things actually, Posh Spice and James Corden. Gd help us because we are going to need it.
Why? Because there is one thing that Victoria Beckham is worse at than singing, and that is acting. Which is the opposite of what the adult entertainment stars I used to see at Porn Star Karoake were bad at.
Victoria Beckham went on a ski trip with her family and came back with a broken foot. Actually a small stress fracture, but still enough for her to wear a boot on her left foot.
How long will she be like that? She did not say, but I am assuming long enough to keep her out of Spice Girls rehearsals for the tour that she says they are not going on.
We are used to seeing Victoria Beckham in LBDs aka long black dresses, black slacks or jeans, and we rarely see her legs. Today is one of those rare days that we do because she shared a video of herself swinging on a swing in short shorts. She needs to stop being so Posh and show off her gams more often. They are pretty spicy, don’t you think?
A day after Victoria Beckham announced her partnership with Reebok, she was seen running on a treadmill. Looks like she is giving Sporty Spice a run for her Spice Girls name, while still remaining Posh Spice.
BTW Am I the only sadist who wants to see someone turn the treadmill on to see what happens next? I am already laughing picturing that scenario!
There is a reason why Victoria Beckham went by Posh Spice in the Spice Girls, she is very posh. No matter what she is doing, she is always dressed like she is about to go to a NYC power meeting. Even when she is casual, she is still dressed better than you do when you get to a wedding.
But today, she was seen wearing a white tee, black sweatpants and sneakers. Why the sporty look? She teamed up with Reebok to design a line of clothes to empower women. This should be interesting and very fashionable like all of her other clothes.