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March 7th, 2010 under Razzies movies?, Sandra Bullock. [ Comments: none ]


Worst Picture of 2009:
Transformers: Revenge Of The Fallen

Worst Actress of 2009:
Sandra Bullock – All About Steve

Worst Actor(s) of 2009:
All Three Jonas Brothers – Jonas Brothers: The 3-D Concert Experience

Worst Screen Couple:
Sandra Bullock & Bradley Cooper – All About Steve

Worst Supporting Actress:
Sienna Miller – G.I. JOE: THE RISE OF COBRA

Worst Supporting Actor:
Billy Ray Cyrus – HANNAH MONTANA: THE MOVIE

Worst Prequel, Remake, Rip-off or Sequel
Land of The Lost

Worst Director:
Michael Bay – TRANSFORMERS: REVENGE OF THE FALLEN (aka TRANNIES, TOO)

Worst Screenplay:
Transformers: Revenge Of The Fallen – Written by Ehren Kruger & Roberto Orci & Alex Kurtzman,

Special 30th RAZZIE®-versary Awardz
Worst Picture of the Decade:
Battlefield Earth

Worst Actor of the Decade:
Eddie Murphy

Worst Actress of the decade
Paris Hilton

Gotta love Sandra Bullock for keeping to her word and attending the Razzies if she won worst actress! She is only third the actor to accept the honor in Razzies’ 30 year history, the other 2 are Tom Green and Halle Berry. And we all know Halle is an Oscar winner, so let’s pray that Sandra suffers that same fate tonight!
BTW you know I love the Razzies because I have seen more of their movies than the Oscar nominees. Granted some of them I wish I didn’t see like Hannah Montana: The Movie and All About Steve. Joking I just voted for Sandra so she would go to the show, just like she said!

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The Razzie noms are…
February 1st, 2010 under Razzies movies?. [ Comments: none ]


Forget the Oscars, it is the Razzie noms that I really care about because I have seen or will see more of their movies than the Oscar ones and I enjoy them more. Plus unlike the Oscars I get to vote on what I think is the worst movie and such of the year. In fact for $25, you too can become a Razzie member and not only do you get to vote for the movie you want to win/lose but you also get to go to the ceremony on March 6th which is a lot fo fun and hysterical! Seriously I am an extremely proud Razzie member and you can be one too!
Now back to the Razzies, Dance Flick was robbed. How could that movie not get any noms, that movie was beyond bad. I am also looking forward to vote for the worst of the decade because I finally get to vote for Madonna and Swept Away as the Worst Actress and Movie respectively. I joined the Razzies just to vote for Gigli a year after Swept Away came out and I thought the Madonna flick made the Ben Affleck and J-Lo movie look like an Oscar winner. OK that is going too far, but at least a People’s Choice winner!

WORST PICTURE OF 2009
“All About Steve”
“G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra”
“Land of the Lost”
“Old Dogs””
“Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen” (a.k.a. “Trannies, Too”)

WORST ACTOR OF 2009
All Three Jonas Brothers, “Jonas Brothers: The 3-D Concert Experience”
Will Ferrell, “Land of the Lost”
Steve Martin, “Pink Panther 2”
Eddie Murphy, “Imagine That”
John Travolta, “Old Dogs”

WORST ACTRESS Of 2009
Beyonce, “Obsessed”
Sandra Bullock, “All About Steve”
Myley Cyrus, “Hannah Montana: The Movie”
Megan Fox, “Jennifer’s Body” and “Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen”
Sarah Jessica Parker, “Did You Hear About the Morgans?”

WORST SCREEN COUPLE OF 2009
Any Two (or More) Jonas Brothers, “The Jonas Brothers 3-D Concert Experience”
Sandra Bullock and Bradley Cooper, “All About Steve”
Will Ferrell and any co-star, Creature or “Comic Riff,” “Land of the Lost”
Shia Lebouf & Either Megan Fox or Any Transformer, “Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen”
Kristin Stewart and either Robert Pattinson or Taylor Whatz-His-Fang, “Twilight Saga: New Moon”

WORST SUPPORTING ACTRESS OF 2009
Candice Bergen, “Bride Wars”
Ali Larter, “Obsessed”
Sienna Miller, “G.I. Joe”
Kelly Preston,”Old Dogs”
Julie White (as Mom), “Trannies, Too”

WORST SUPPORTING ACTOR OF 2009
Billy Ray Cyrus, “Hannah Montana: The Movie”
Hugh Hefner (as himself), “Miss March”
Robert Pattinson, “Twilight Saga: New Moon”
Jorma Taccone (as Cha-Ka), “Land of the Lost”
Marlon Wayans, “G.I. Joe”

WORST REMAKE, RIP-OFF OR SEQUEL (COMBINED CATEGORY FOR 2009)
“G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra”
“Land of the Lost”
“Pink Panther 2” (A Rip-Off of a Sequel to a Remake)
“Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen”
“Twilight Saga: New Moon”

WORST DIRECTOR OF 2009
Michael Bay, “Trannies, Too”
Walt Becker, “Old Dogs”
Brad Silberling, “Land of the Lost”
Stephen Sommers, “G.I. Joe”
Phil Traill, “All About Steve”

WORST SCREENPLAY OF 2009
“All About Steve”
“G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra”
“Land of the Lost”
“Transformers: Revenge Of The Fallen”
“Twilight Saga: New Moon”

WORST PICTURE OF THE DECADE (3 SPECIAL 30TH RAZZIE-VERSARY AWARDZ)
“Battlefield Earth” (2000) — Nominated for 10 Razzies, “winner” of 8 (including Worst Drama of Our First 25 Years)
“Freddy Got Fingered” (2001) — Nominated for nine Razzies, “winner” of five
“Gigli” (2003) — Nominated for 10 Razzies, winner of seven (including Worst Comedy of Our First 25 Years)
“I Know Who Killed Me” (2007) — Nominated for nine Razzies, “winner” of eight
“Swept Away” (2002) — Nominated for nine Razzies, “winner” of five

WORST ACTOR OF THE DECADE
Ben Affleck — (Nominated for nine “achievements,”winner” of two Razzies) “Daredevil,” “Gigli,” “Jersey Girl,” “Paycheck,” “Pearl Harbor,” “Surviving Christmas”
Eddie Murphy — (Nominated for 12 “achievements,” “winner” of three Razzies) “Adventures of Pluto Nash,” “I Spy,” “Imagine That,” “Meet Dave,” “Norbit,” “Showtime”
Mike Myers — (Nominated for four “achievements,” “winner” of two Razzies), “Cat in the Hat,” “The Love Guru”
Rob Schneider — (Nominated for six “achievements,” “winner” of one Razzie) “The Animal,” “Benchwarmers,” “Deuce Bigalo: European Gigolo,” “Grandma’s Boy,” “The Hot Chick,” “I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry,” “Little Man,” “Little Nicky”
John Travolta — (Nominated for six “achievements,” “winner” of the Razzies) “Battlefield Earth,” “Domestic Disturbance,” “Lucky Numbers,” “Old Dogs,” “Swordfish”

WORST ACTRESS OF THE DECADE
Mariah Carey – (The Single Biggest Individual Vote Getter of the Decade: 70+% Of ALL Votes For Worst Actress Of 2001), “Glitter”
Paris Hilton (Nominated for five “Achievements,” “Winner” of four Razzies) “The Hottie & The Nottie,” “House of Whacks,” “Repo: The Genetic Opera”
Lindsay Lohan — (Nominated for five “achievements,” “winner” of three Razzies) “Herbie Fully Loaded,” “I Know Who Killed Me,” “Just My Luck”
Jennifer Lopez — (Nominated for nine “achievements,” “winner” of two Razzies) “Angel Eyes,” “Enough,” “Gigli,” “Jersey Girl,” “Maid in Manhattan,” “Monster-in-Law,” “The Wedding Planner”
Madonna — (Nominated for six “achievements,” “winner” of four Razzies) “Die Another Day,” “The Next Best Thing,” “Swept Away”

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Can Gooby be the worst movie ever made?
June 23rd, 2009 under Razzies movies?. [ Comments: 2 ]


Pajiba discovered the trailer for Gooby and I am so glad that they did because I think they found what could be one of the worst movies ever made. I love bad movies, but that is beyond bad. I mean how low budget was the movie that was the best costume they came up with for Gooby? That teddy bear outfit looks so cheap, I have seen Halloween costumes look more realistic than that. And poor David James Elliott, is that where his career is going these days? From JAG to Crap?
But saying all of that, I actually really want to see that movie when it comes out on DVD on August 11th. Is that wrong?
BTW here the trailer getting the horror treatment, and I think it works so much better.

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The Razzie winners are…
February 22nd, 2009 under Razzies movies?. [ Comments: none ]

Worst Picture:
The Love Guru

Worst Actor:
Mike Myers – The Love Guru

Worst Actress:
Paris Hilton – THE HOTTIE AND THE NOTTIE

Worst Supporting Actress:
Paris Hilton – REPO: THE GENETIC OPERA

Worst Supporting Actor:
Pierce Brosnan – MAMMA MIA!

Worst Screen Couple:
Paris Hilton and either Christine Lakin or Joel David Moore
THE HOTTIE AND THE NOTTIE

Worst Prequel,Remake, Rip-off or Sequel
(Combined Category for 2008):
Indiana Jones and The Kingdom of The Crystal Skull

Worst Director:
Uwe Boll
1968: Tunnel Rats, In The Name of The King: A Dungeon Siege Tale, and Postal

Worst Screenplay:
The Love Guru
Written by Mike Myers & Graham Gordy

Worst Career Achievement:
Uwe Boll

Poor Mike Myers remember when he released good movies? Paris Hilton ha ha! And Uwe Boll so deserves it!
And you know what when it comes to all the Razzie winners, I would still rather see all the non-Uwe Boll movies that won than any of the Oscar ones. How sad is that?

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The Razzie noms are…
January 21st, 2009 under Razzies movies?. [ Comments: none ]

Worst Picture
Disaster Movie and Meet The Spartans
(Two Movies — One Berry Badly Beaten Dead Horse of a Concept!)
The Happening
The Hottie and The Nottie
In The Name of The King:
A Dungeon Siege Tale
The Love Guru

Worst Actor
Larry the Cable Guy – WITLESS PROTECTION
Eddie Murphy -MEET DAVE
Mike Myers – THE LOVE GURU
Al Pacino – 88 MINUTES and RIGHTEOUS KILL
Mark Wahlberg – THE HAPPENING and MAX PAYNE

Worst Actress
Jessica Alba – THE EYE and THE LOVE GURU
The Cast of THE WOMEN – (Annette Bening, Eva Mendes, Debra Messing, Jada Pinkett-Smith
and Meg Ryan)
Cameron Diaz – WHAT HAPPENS IN VEGAS
Paris Hilton – THE HOTTIE AND THE NOTTIE
Kate Hudson – FOOLS’ GOLD and MY BEST FRIEND’S GIRL

Worst Supporting Actor
Uwe Boll (as Himself) – Uwe Boll’s POSTAL
Pierce Brosnan – MAMMA MIA!
Ben Kingsley – THE LOVE GURU, WAR, INC. and THE WACKNESS
Burt Reynolds – DEAL and IN THE NAME OF THE KING: A DUNGEON SIEGE TALE
Verne Troyer – THE LOVE GURU and Uwe Boll’s POSTAL

Worst Supporting Actress
Carmen Electra – DISASTER MOVIE and MEET THE SPARTANS
Paris Hilton – REPO: THE GENETIC OPERA
Kim Kardashian – DISASTER MOVIE
Jenny McCarthy – WITLESS PROTECTION
Leelee Sobieski – 88 MINUTES and IN THE NAME OF THE KING

Worst Screen Couple
Uwe Boll & ANY Actor, Camera or Screenplay
Cameron Diaz & Ashton Kutcher – WHAT HAPPENS IN VEGAS
Paris Hilton and either Christine Lakin or Joel David Moore – HOTTIE & THE NOTTIE
Larry the Cable Guy & Jenny McCarthy – WITLESS PROTECTION
Eddie Murphy IN Eddie Murphy – MEET DAVE

Worst Prequel, Remake, Rip-Off or Sequel
The Day The Earth Blowed Up Real Good
Disaster Movie and Meet The Spartans
Indiana Jones and The Kingdom of The Crystal Skull
Speed Racer
Star Wars: The Clone Wars

Worst Director
Uwe Boll – 1968: Tunnel Rats, In The Name Of The King and Postal
Jason Friedberg & Aaron Seltzer – DISASTER MOVIE and MEET THE SPARTANS
Tom Putnam – THE HOTTIE AND THE NOTTIE
Marco Schnabel – THE LOVE GURU
M. Night Shyamalan – THE HAPPENING

Worst Screenplay
Disaster Movie and Meet The Spartans – Both Written By Jason Friedberg & Aaron Seltzer
The Happening – Written By M. Night Shyamalan
The Hottie And The Nottie – Written By Heidi Ferrer
In The Name Of The King – Screenplay By Doug Taylor
The Love Guru – Written By Mike Myers & Graham Gordy

Worst Career Achievement
(Special Category!)
Uwe Boll
(Germany’s Answer to Ed Wood)

So many bad movies to choose from, I don’t know who I am going to vote for. BTW don’t forget for just $25 you can become a Razzie Member and vote for the Worst Movies of 2008 and got to fun ceremony on February 21st!
SOW note: The reason why I am I proud Razzie member is because out of the lists of movies that are getting the “prestigious” noms and the list of Razzie noms, I would rather see more of the Razzie films than those that will get Oscar noms tomorrow. Plus I enjoy them so much better than the likes of the put-to-me-sleep Brokeback Mountain the painfully boring, I gave up watching Crash and who the heck saw the movie that won last year. Yes, I don’t even remember what won….do you?
The Razzies are more for the average American than the Oscars these, don’t you think.

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