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James Corden and Shaggy rework It Wasn’t Me for Donald Trump
March 15th, 2018 under Donald Trump, James Corden, Jimmy Fallon. [ Comments: none ]

Back in 2000, Shaggy released It Wasn’t Me, and now 17 years later he changed up the lyrics with James Corden on The Late Late Show to make them work for Donald Trump’s White House. You just have to watch the reimagination to see how brilliant it is. They are so many times you will high five your computer because that line is so true. So sit back and enjoy it because they totally nailed the relationship between the president and Robert Mueller.

If that is not enough for you, see what The Tonight Show starring Jimmy Fallon did to Salt-n-Pepa’s Let’s Talk About Sex. They took POTUS’s past pressers to give us their take of Let’s Talk About Rex. And now I will never listen to the original song again.


Did Omarosa sleep with Donald Trump?
February 17th, 2018 under Big Brother- US, Donald Trump. [ Comments: none ]

Omarosa is stuck in the Celebrity Big Brother house with other celebrities and Brandi Glanville wanted to know if the reality show vixen slept with Donald Trump. The former White House employee said, “Hell no.” Then she revealed there is a woman inside 1600 Penn who is sleeping with everyone. She did not say who, so we are left to guess who it might be? And who she is sleeping with? Guesses?

Glanville also revealed that she heard there were a few female contestants on Celebrity Apprentice who slept with the Donald when they were on the show. She did not tell us who she heard it was, so again we are left to guess?


Omarosa says we should be scared of what’s going on in the White House
February 8th, 2018 under CBS, Donald Trump. [ Comments: none ]

As soon as it was announced that Omarosa was going from the White House to the Celebrity Big Brother one, you were hoping she would dish on her experience there. Now that she is starting to open up, you will wish she didn’t. If you had problems sleeping before today because of this administration, then it is about to get a whole lot worse.

Ross Matthews asked her why she went it and she told him, “I felt like it was a call to duty like I was serving my country and not serving him.”

Then she revealed to Ross the Intern, “I was haunted by Tweets every single day. What he is going to Tweet next?” Then he wanted to know if anyone would say anything to him? She said, “I tried to be that person and then all of the people around him attacked me. It was like keep her away from him. Don’t give her access. Don’t let her talk to him. Ivanka’s [Trump]. Jared’s [Kushner] there.”

Even though she is not there, she would like to say it is not her problem but she can’t. She then warned Matthews that, “It’s bad,” as she wiped away her tears.

Then he wanted to know if we should be worried? She shook her head and told him, “It’s not going to be OK. It’s not. It’s bad.” And with that the demand for sleeping pills just skyrocketed.

I hope the reality show villain is just hamming up for the cameras because if not, well you know, we have been living it for the last year.

BTW I can totally see someone like April Ryan asking Sarah Huckabee about Omarosa today at the White House press briefing. Huckabee will be like, “The President wishes her well, but he does not have time to watch and listen to everything she says on a reality show. He is not a fan of reality TV, he likes to call it fake TV here.” Then they will follow up with, should we be afraid like she said. That is when Huckabee will put on that fake smile and be like, “Of her, yes. Moving on.”

You can watch Celebrity Apprentice tonight at 8p on CBS to see what else she says because this is only a preview.

When the Huckabee replacement, Raj Shah, was asked if they are taking what Omarosa said seriously, he told the press, “Not very seriously. Omarosa was fired three times on The Apprentice and this is the fourth time we let her go.” Then he added that she has limited contact when she was there and has had no contact since she was fired for the 4th time. My friend brought up a good point, who hired her 4 times? Who is the real schmuck the hirer or the firer? Oh wait, it is the same person.


Hairstylists have advice for what Donald Trump should do with his hair
February 7th, 2018 under Donald Trump, Jimmy Kimmel. [ Comments: none ]

I do not know about you, but I have been trying to understand Donald Trump’s hair for years. It truly is a great mystery. One that got more complicated as the wind blew the back of his hair away from his head, revealing he has very little strands left on the back of the head.

Actually that stumped me even more and I was not the only one to feel that way. Jimmy Kimmel also felt this way and he sent a producer to a few hair salons to ask the experts what is going on. Even they could not determine what that thing is on top of his head. Because we now know it is only up there and not down there.

Well two had an idea what might be happening. One thought that maybe it was a bad weave and another one said it was not glued done properly. Other than that, they had no idea what to make of it.

What would they do to save it? One woman said shave it. I thought about that too but imagine what he would look like without any hair? Maybe like Lurch from The Addams Family on a bad day or for them would it be a good day. Or what about Lord Voldemort from Harry Potter. Another hair dresser suggested he use 4-5 cans of pomade a day. Which means he would wipe out the supply in a about year, if that.

I think he needs to call Hair Club for Men and let them do their magic. Anything would be better than what he has now or completely bald. What do you think he should do with that thing?

Well that and I have been having nightmares about it for years because it reminds of an Amazing Stories episode called Hell Toupee. It was about toupee that kills people. I am not saying he has a toupee, I just do not know what it is.

UPDATE: Yesterday on Late Night, Seth Meyers roasted Trump’s bald spot and it is hilarious.


Did Marla Maples say that Donald Trump is the best sex she ever had?
February 7th, 2018 under Donald Trump. [ Comments: none ]

Back in the ’90s, Donald Trump and Marla Maples were all over The New York Post. Their most famous front page of their affair read, “Best sex I’ve ever had.” But did she really say it?

Nearly twenty five years later, Page Six asked her that very question and the answer is what we have been waiting to hear. She told them, “I never said that, someone else said that. [But] is it true? I’m not going to talk about that. The truth will come out, just not here.” Since they caught her going to jury duty, you know she was telling the truth. Which means he is not, right?


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