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President Evil Donald Trump gets a horror movie
November 14th, 2018 under Donald Trump. [ Comments: none ]


To a majority of Americans, having Donald Trump in the White House is like living in a horror movie. Therefore, it would make sense that someone would turn his presidency into a horror movie. Giant Meteor Films did just that with President Evil.

Pepe is a kid, whose parent were taken away by ICE. Now the women and man he loves will be taken away by a serial killer who dresses like Donald Trump.

Back when little Donnie was a kid, he killed his mom and the man she was having an affair with. Since he was so young, he has been institutionalized ever since. That is until now because he escaped and is on a killing path. He is killing Haitians, Mexicans, Transgenders and Muslim. He is indestructible. Can anything stop him?

It is something you have to see to believe. I have seen the movie that is available on Amazon Prime now and even I don’t believe it. Words cannot describe it, but it is brilliant. As in they make so many Trump references that that part scarier than the killer plotline. Let’s be honest, most of us have had nightmares about him. It is just shocking it took someone two years to make our nightmares become a reality.

As you prep the turkey for next week, you might also want to prep for the political family debate by watching this film. Whether you all feel the same way or not about him, you will all get a laugh describing this yuge film.

Did I mention there is a music video for it? It is a must watch. To see it, then click here!

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Stormy Daniels responds to Donald Trump calling her horseface!
October 16th, 2018 under Donald Trump, Stormy Daniels. [ Comments: none ]


Donald Trump has remained, mostly, silent about Stormy Daniels. Even after she revealed he has a small mushroom like pen!s.

Yesterday, she lost her defamation case against him, so today he took to Twitter to share the news. He wrote, “’Federal Judge throws out Stormy Danials lawsuit versus Trump. Trump is entitled to full legal fees.’ @FoxNews Great, now I can go after Horseface and her 3rd rate lawyer in the Great State of Texas. She will confirm the letter she signed! She knows nothing about me, a total con!”

Well, she was not going to take that lying down. Although she already did take it from him lying down. Anyways, she tweeted back, “Ladies and Gentlemen, may I present your president. In addition to his…umm…shortcomings, he has demonstrated his incompetence, hatred of women and lack of self control on Twitter AGAIN! And perhaps a penchant for bestiality. Game on, Tiny.”

If that diss did not make you want to high-5 her, then the next one will. She added, “I see someone finally made it to chapter 3. Also, can someone please teach Tiny about correct punctuation? We already knew you’re a con, though. #triggeredhim #slowreader #commasarehard”

I do not know why he thinks he can mess with her? She has already proven time and time again she is the Queen of witty comebacks. I would not even dare to get in a Drop the Mic battle with her. Especially, since we already know where her hand has been and what mic it has touched.

Seriously though, what has happened to America? The President of the United States is in a Twitter war with a p0rn star, who he allegedly had an affair with, and she is winning. This is far from making America great again.

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Stormy Daniels regrets writing about Donald Trump’s pen!s?
October 10th, 2018 under Donald Trump. [ Comments: none ]


Ever since Stormy Daniels said that she can describe Donald Trump’s private parts, I have wanted that private detail to become public. Then she wrote a memoir that is out now and ruined mushrooms and Mario Kart for us.

Yesterday, when she was on CNN, Don Lemon asked her why she regretted putting that in the book. She told him, “I don’t really regret it, I just have a couple of moments that was kind of mean. But, then I look back at all of the horrible things he has said about other people and women, calling women pigs, attacking girls’ weights and looks. Then I don’t feel so bad.” Then she wanted him to know she does not agree with body shaming someone.

Since he has not denied it, you know she is speaking because he loves to attack the books that are written about him.

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Donald Trump is such a 💩, that toilet paper sticks to him!
October 5th, 2018 under Donald Trump. [ Comments: none ]


Yesterday as Donald Trump was boarding Air Force One, it was obvious he recently took a #2. That is because there was a piece of toilet paper stuck to his shoe. Which makes you wonder what type of a mess is his bathroom because why else would there be TP on the floor? We know it is not Melania’s fault because she is out of the country. Therefore, it is all on him. Thus, why it stuck to him.

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Stormy Daniels picks out Donald Trump’s pen!s in a mushroom lineup!
October 3rd, 2018 under Donald Trump, Jimmy Kimmel. [ Comments: none ]


The last time that Stormy Daniels was on Jimmy Kimmel Live she could not say much. A lot has changed since then and now she can talk about it. Yesterday, she kissed and told, and we know more than we ever wanted to. Way more!

She might be a p0rn star, but she is very witty. In fact, she one-upped the ABC host throughout the whole interview. Which could explain why she spanked his butt with her book. Well, that and recreating the moment when she punished Donald Trump with a magazine that had his face on the cover.

Going from his big head to his little one, Kimmel also made a display with several mushrooms of different sizes on a board. The reason is that she described his Cheeto as a mushroom in her book. The host wanted to know which one was the closest to the real thing. It was not the smallest, but it was pretty close. One that seems to explain why he is the way he is.

And with that, we all need a shower.

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