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Jennifer Garner reads a kids’ story to her dog!
October 27th, 2017 under Ben Affleck/Jennifer Garner. [ Comments: none ]

Jennifer Garner and her dog Birdie sat down for some storytime before bed. The human was dressed as a skeleton and her friend as witch. As she read each word, the hat came off of Bird. Once Birdie lost her magic cap, she lost her interest in the tale. And with that they lived happily ever after never knowing how Room on the Broom ended.

What we got from the story is that Jennifer Garner has the cutest Instagram out there!


Jennifer Garner woke up like this…
September 29th, 2017 under Ben Affleck/Jennifer Garner, No makeup. [ Comments: none ]

You know how celebrities post photos of themselves, waking up in the morning look all perfect? Jennifer Garner is not like those other celebrities. She spent the night in the tent in her backyard and she woke up like someone who spent the night in the tent. Makeup free and grumpy. Not happy and all made up like someone who went Glamping, but someone who is pissed off they slept on the hard ground all night instead of a comfy bed.

You might say I am making like her movie The Invention of Lying, but I still think she looks stunning. She might not be her chipper self, but she is still beautiful even after roughing it. I would look really rough after doing an all-nighter like that.


Hamilton made a drugged up Jennifer Garner cry!
September 15th, 2017 under Ben Affleck/Jennifer Garner. [ Comments: none ]

Jennifer Garner got some dental work done and they gave her the good stuff. When she woke up, they were playing a sad song from Hamilton and it made the perky actress cry. Sadly, that moment was not filmed, but her talking about it on the phone afterwards was. Even though she wasn’t crying, she was still a little high and that is still so cute. Just like everything else she does.


Jennifer Garner is scary!
September 7th, 2017 under Ben Affleck/Jennifer Garner. [ Comments: none ]

Maybe it is because of her dimples, but I always think of Jennifer Garner as sweet and innocent. Turns out she is someone you do not want to mess with it. The Instagram newbie posted this video of herself working out and I feel bad for the poor paparazzo who tries to take a photo of her three kids with Ben Affleck without her permission. They will be knocked out by the knock out before they can even say knock out.


Jennifer Garner isn’t happy with People’s cover story
May 31st, 2017 under Ben Affleck/Jennifer Garner. [ Comments: none ]

Celebrities love to be on the cover of People, but Jennifer Garner is not one of them. They did a story about her life after filing for divorce from Ben Affleck and made it seem like she did a sitdown interview with them. Only problem is she did not. Therefore, she took to Facebook to tell her side of the story.

It has been brought to my attention that there is a People magazine cover and article out today that appear to be coming from me. It isn’t unusual for me to receive calls from loved ones thinking I forgot to tell them I am pregnant–with twins!–(Geez Louise), but those are so ridiculous they’re easy to ignore.

This isn’t a tragedy by any measure, but it does affect me and my family and so, before my mom’s garden club lights up her phone, I wanted to set the record straight:

I did not pose for this cover. I did not participate in or authorize this article.

While we are here, for what it’s worth: I have three wonderful kids and my family is complete.

Have a beautiful day,


It is interesting that People went that route because there are so many other stories they could have used for the cover. Instead of using a story full of sources and not the actress herself.


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