The first time I saw Bon Jovi in concert, I had behind-the-stage seats. And during that concert, I learned that Jon Bon Jovi has the best ass in Rock’n’Roll. My friend even told him I thought that when she interviewed him years later.
I am convinced that Jon gets his two half cantaloupes from the nonstop dancing he does during his shows. So I wondered if he would still have his round tush after the COVID-19 hiatus.
The answer is yes! In fact, it might even be better than it was before! Don’t you agree?
Do you know the expression quality over quantity? Well, Bruce Willis doesn’t. The actor starred in eight movies that came out in 2021, which were so unwatchable, the Razzies gave him his own category. Even Nicolas Cage can’t say that. John Travolta and Sylvester Stallone each needed a whole decade to get that honor.
For $40, you can become a member and pick which one he gave his worst performance in. You can choose from American Siege, Apex, Cosmic Sin, Deadlock, Fortress, Midnight in the Switchgrass, Out of Death, and Survive the Game. I think it is going to be an eight-way tie. It is just like potato chips; you can’t just have one.
Although, you are satisfied with one viewing of their other noms like Karen, Dear Evan Hansen (it gets all my votes), and Diana: The Musical. Today is David Bryan’s (Bon Jovi’s) 60th birthday, and he wrote the music for Diana: The Musical. As a birthday gift, his musical got nine nominations, the most for this year and one more than Willis. So, I guess this is their way of singing Jovi’s Have a Nice to him.
Over the weekend, Jon Bon Jovi tested positive for COVID-19, even though he got the Bad Medicine, aka he is fully vaccinated. Since then we haven’t heard from the singer. But today, he has a message for his fans.
“Thanks for all of your well wishes. I’m getting better. Actually, I am better,” Bon Jovi said. “Take this stuff seriously.”
So, if you don’t want to be livin’ on a prayer, like Kristy Swanson, then get the vaccine.
I mean, if coronavirus can do that to the Bon Jovi singer who is vaccinated, imagine what it can do to someone who is not?
Oh, how much do you love that he is watching Days of our Lives?
Jon Bon Jovi’s son’s Jesse Bongiovi is the founder of Hampton Water, a Rosé wine. It is doing so well, that it has been voted the best Rosé in the World for the last five years.
Don’t believe me, it is that good? Last year, the Rocker bought a wine glass big enough to hold a whole bottle of wine. That was so last year, so his son made a bigger bottle to fit that glass. Bon Jovi one-upped him and bought a much bigger glass. We know who is the brains in that family…
When it comes to the singer, he better get back on the road soon if he keeps drinking like that. Or the man with the best butt in Rock’n’Roll will no longer have one.
Has anyone tried Hampton Water? I have been dying to, but I can’t find it anywhere.
Just one last note, I love the relationship between this father and son. Isn’t it so sweet?