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Jon Bon Jovi told P!nk she could get into his pants!
November 15th, 2017 under Bon Jovi, James Corden, Pink. [ Comments: none ]

Yesterday, P!nk became the latest celebrity to sit in the front seat with James Corden as they took part in Carpool Karaoke on The Late Late Show. Like the past shotgun riders, she revealed things about herself we did not know.

Did you know that her first crush was Jon Bon Jovi? When the elementary school student heard he got married, she locked herself in her room for days. Years later, when she was old enough to drink, she met the man who broke her heart. She told him the story and he sent her a lifesize bouquet of flowers with a pair of leather pants. With the pants came a note that said, “Now you can finally get into my pants.” Go JBJ! How come when my friend told him that I think he has the best a$$ in Rock’n’Roll, I got nothing from him! I want to get into his pants too!!!

Anyways, back to her because it all about her now. She also said she toured with *NSYNC and went on a date with one of them. In fact, Joey Fatone asked her dad if they could go on a date and they went to Friendly’s. Which was an appropriate restaurant because she says he was stuck in the friend’s zone. Poor Joey.

Finally, she revealed that she sings better upside down. Therefore, the CBS late night host and her tested it out on of those thingies that let’s you do that. Only problem is Corden got stuck and no one wanted to help turn him right side up.

And with that their journey was over. And we are left to wonder whatever happened to those leather pants that Carey Hart threw out.


Jon Bon Jovi’s Monster Mash
October 31st, 2017 under Bon Jovi. [ Comments: none ]

We have heard Jon Bon Jovi do many different cover songs throughout the years, but have you ever heard him do Bobby Pickett’s Monster Mash? Here he is singing the Halloween tune yesterday at Better Midler’s NYRP Hulaween Bash. I never knew he had such a creepy voice, but good thing he does because it really makes this comedic song even more horrifying.


Jon grabs his Bon Jovi
September 19th, 2017 under Bon Jovi. [ Comments: none ]

Even though Jon Bon Jovi is Rocker, I still think of him has a good boy. But even the best of boys have a bad side and here he is laying his hand on his Blaze of Glory. And with that Bad Medicine, I am all Slippery When Wet as I lay in a Bed of Roses. Hallelujah! Who needs to be Livin’ on a Prayer with images like this because my prayers have been answered!


Jon Bon Jovi’s butt!
February 20th, 2017 under Bon Jovi. [ Comments: none ]

Ever since I had behind-the-stage tickets to see Bon Jovi in my teens, I have always said that Jon Bon Jovi has the best a$$ in Rock’n’Roll. As nice as it is, you very rarely get to see the two half cantaloupes in jeans. Thankfully, there is a photographer on this tour, who agrees with me and took this photo of his rockin’ bum. Too bad, he has a portable battery pocket in his back pocket, but other than that I am slippery when wet thanks to this picture. What a tucas he has!


Jon Bon Jovi fills out his own jeans!
November 10th, 2016 under Bon Jovi. [ Comments: none ]

For decades women have wanted to get into Jon Bon Jovi’s pants, but now it is the men who are being given that opportunity. The singer launched his own fashion line called Hart N Dagger and not only can they wear his jeans, he has also came up with the perfect little black tee and so much more.
So ladies weren’t sure what to give you man for this holiday season, well now you know! Granted, I doubt he will out the denim as well as the man who has the best a$$ in Rock’n’Roll! His butt is like bad medicine to me.


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