Seriously? OMG! WTF?

Come on Core, stick that last $15 of meth up yer butt and shake that sagging pock-marked ass til you find yourself in hotel suite with 6 low-rent foreign business men…. sweaty and naked…
bawl yer eyes out wishing you had been
JUST A BIT NICER to everyone in the industry you fucked over…and over and over

Of all the conscienceless douchebags in Hollywood, I feel sorry for Corey Haim like I feel sorry for Danny Bonaduce. Neither of them have a single experience which relates to the real world, and they are so fucked up there’s no way to fix them.

That doesn’t stop me from hating them. It just takes the edge off.

Who the FUCK is Corey Haim?

xoxo

Sarah@MaterialBITCH.com

I used to have the biggest crush on Corey when I was younger. Now it’s so depressing seeing him the way he is. Yeah yeah, child star had it rough yadda yadda yadda, but c’mon… your in your 30’s. Can’t you take a look around you and see how other people do it? Can’t you just get it right and have a decent, less embarrasing life? It’s not hard. Just stop being a self absorbed snot nosed baby. Volunteer your time, get a job as a busboy… just stop moping and being so narcissistic. You are not that cool anymore. And the ex… ew. I’m grossed out. Did he find her on a skidrow street corner? God, even with makeup and Photoshop they couldn’t make her look better? If “she” really is a “she”.

Lame… Haim is a lose cannon, but thats what he was loved for in the 80s… and yep, I saw on his site he is single, an announcment, but not an ad in a paper… he is also in an upcoming film with her, so this is rather odd…

I thought he was so cute in the 80’s. He needs to get his life back together because him and Corey Feldman were two of only a few talented actors back then and they still have what it takes to do well in the acting world but not if Haim doesn’t get his life together. And I can’t believe he would get engaged to her, he could do alot better. Good luck Corey Haim & Corey Feldman