I never noticed how big Matt Lauer's nose was (granted I never watch the Today Show) until he was standing side-by-side with Tom Cruise. Cruise attended (what had to be most boring) Roast ever for Matt Lauer and according to Us Weekly they both roasted each other.
Before he stepped off stage, Tom snipped, "I can't believe I flew all the way out here…lose my number, you glib putz."
"Why don't you sit down?" Lauer shot back. "We'll get you a booster seat!"
Actually I think the booster seat line is funny because it is true!
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