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[ # ] Sharknado 5: Global Swarming is the most sharktastic of them all!
August 6th, 2017 under Sharknado, Tara Reid


What makes the Sharknado movies so much fun to watch, is how utterly ridiculous they are. Tonight at 9 on Syfy, Sharknado 5: Global Swarming is the sharkiest one of them all. It is so wacky and wild, you will be laughing your a$$ off from the beginning until the end.

The movie starts of with Fin (Ian Ziering) and April Wexler (Tara Reid) being honored in London as Nova (Cassandra Scerbo) looks into the history of Sharknados at Stonehenge. What she discovers sends the whole world into a Sharknado panic. An ancient device transports the Wexlers and Nova into a vortex that causes them to travel all around the globe where the Sharknados are happening.

Along the way we will see many familiar faces with epic scenes. In fact Bret Michaels has one of the best cameos ever seen. But he isn’t alone: Fabio is the Pope, Charo is the Queen of England, David Hasselhoff reprises his role, Nichelle Nichols is the head of NATO, Abby Lee Miller gets her head chewed off instead of her chewing someone else’s off, Clay Aiken does a pretty good British accent and did I mention that Bret Michaels takes a lickin’ and keeps on rockin’.

All of this leads up to a sensational ending that will make you beg Syfy for Sharknado 6. If they do not do we will have to send them sharks to tell them how much we want it.

Just when you think that Sharknado cannot top itself, this film tops itself over and over again as they travel to new countries all over the world. No where and no one is safe, especially us from laughing so hard at a movie that is so in on the joke we call Sharknado!

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