After months of speculation whether or not Dwayne Johnson would run for President in 2020, he made it official yesterday on Saturday Night Live. Not only did he announce his candidacy, he revealed who is running will be. That person is Tom Hanks and they have the winningest ticket since like ever.
In fact, I bet if they would say that they would assume the White House tomorrow, Republicans and Democrats alike would say OK and kick everyone out who is currently there. Not only that, they would bring peace to the World because everyone knows and likes them. Everyone would have health care, taxes would be lowered and everyone who wants to work would have a job.
What are they waiting for? Let’s make it official while the White House is empty. Who is with me?
Their slogan can be, “We’re Rock solid, tHanks you.”
