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April 18th, 2017 under Jimmy Kimmel


Senior Citizens are having sex like bunny rabbits and Jimmy Kimmel Live wanted to know what their secret is. Therefore, he sent one of his people out to the Farmer’s Market at the Grove to ask them why they are doing it more now than ever.

Believe it or not, they are rally are doing nasty. Some don’t remember how they did it and yet there was one guy who had it earlier in the day. That’s right, gramps is still getting it on, while we are not. Now I am depressed! You know what will make me laugh again? Watching their answers to what turns them on. So much different than us whipper snappers, thus we should learn from them. They have been doing it longer than us, so they can teach us a thing or two!

I just want to teach them a little something. Even though they cannot get pregnant, they can still get STDs. Thus, they need to use condoms! Sorry to be a buzz kill, but I did sex education for a while.

Now back to Seniors, take a moment and picture them having sex! Picture that Minuteman and Superman going at on the top and then the bottom. Or is it the other way around. Or imagine that woman who likes it tender, getting it rough! Or what about that 80-year-old woman and her 83-year-old boyfriend? Hot!

You know who is loving this news more than us? Viagra because their sales are up. Pun intended. Now we know why they are f*cking more than ever!

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