Seriously? OMG! WTF?

Oh my god. i think that SJP has aged, but she is definatly not the unsexiest woman. try marcia gay harden or that redhead from desperate housewives. and if you’ve seen brit’s video for gimme more she can still sex it up pretty damn good, she is just a wreck on any other day. this is a bullshit list.

perfect!!! SJP is sooooo ugly!!! She tops my #1

for an established men’s magazine such as Maxim to have released such a list… is just disgusting. really.

is sexiness just all about the way a woman looks? I mena you’ve got women like Sarah Jessica Parker and Madonna up there. These women are idolized all around the world for being who they are and rising above the standards of the industry that they are in. they ooze confidence and independance and aren’t afraid to be different. They are role models in ther own right and idolized by men and women alike all around the world. how in the world are they not sexy? just because they don’t have a perfect face or a perfect body?

and the comments that Maxim made about them? it was the kind of words that make teenage girls all around the world want to stick their fingers down their throats and girls as young as 14 years old think about going under the knife for bigger boobs or smaller noses.

for Maxim to have fallen so low below their standards, i am beyond disgusted. sexiness isn’t skin deep. i urge everyone to boycott the issue.

right on brother, sjp always plain jane at best

The List is Down Right the Truth…CVouldn’t be any truer

If these women are the unsexiest in the world, then I guess there are an awful lot of us ordinary women who just apparently don’t even exist.

Uh, jkld, ya think? Why wouldn’t us guys hold you ladies to the same standards you hold yourselves? The ladies in the list are ugly, and that’s that. Winehouse and Madonna are talented at least, but SJP looks like an armpit and has no talent. Pretty nice perfume though; only on a hot pornstartesque woman of course!

Oh, and Defiant, bras aren’t for burning (that is unless they’re bought at the gas station like in your house; they’re actually for supporting the boobies that we pay plastic surgeons to put on you old hags. Defiant, go ahead and get off the couch and get some exercise, maybe your man will pay more attention to you. That goes for your fat ass kid(s) too.

I don’t agree with the list! Madonna and Brit! not sexy then what the $)#*()$ is? Come on Gents! SJP isn’t the best looking women in Hollywood, but who cares, she has a great appeal and staying power! Lets focus our energy in other areas.

Lightenup 08, it’s funny when people like you do the 7 year old thing and throw out a bunch of random insults based on nothing just because you think they sound good. You’re calling people fat that you’ve never seen? What an idiot. Try to come up with something that makes sense. Anyway, I agree that this list is shallow. Why not at least make fun of the unsexy women who think they’re hotter than everyone else like Paris Hilton?

Got to agree, she’s one butt ugly ass and calling her a butt ugly ass is actually a complement.

Got to agree, she’s one butt ugly ass and calling her a butt ugly ass is actually a complement. I’ve seen a prettier head on a zit.

I totally agree with Parker’s #1 ranking. I think we should bottle whatever horomone is able to give Mathew Broderick an erection with that woman.

All you women who are getting all heated need to lighten up! If it was reveresed you would not see so many men taking personal offense to it. Look at Hillary, she is borderline ugly and she may end up being president. Being sexy is not what matters most, right? Then get over it!

Yes, cosmo and those other womens magazines do release a “unsexy” list. When they show the people that they call sex. What do you think the people that don’t look like that think? It’s prob not “Oh joy, I can’t wait ’til they make another stupid ass list like this, so I can see myself NOT on it again. Yay. I hate you and your children.

I’m a guy and find the Maxim Unsexiest list to be a hit way below the belt. I agree it is tasteless and wrong. I am not a very emotional person and think more logically, but did they consider the ramifications of those that they chose or what might they think and how it will effect them, NO! It really is messed up.

I would just like to add that besides being tasteless it actually makes me fear for Western Civilization in general. Are these the things that matter most to us? I sure hope not. We could learn alot from our neighbors in war-torn and impoverished countries. Ask them if they care whether or not they look or feel sexy, and the answers they give would humble us all I’m sure. Shame on you Maxim, shame on all of you.

“Worried for Western Civilization”? LOL. Really? Overreact much?

Anyway, who gives a fuck? Really, at the end of the day, does THIS really matter one whit in the grand scheme of things?

Anyway, their list is spot-on…Sandra Oh is beyond hideous.

I don’t agree with it at all. I do have to admit that
Ms. Winehouse looks really bad but hopefully she can start to see what she’s done to herself and start to backtrack. As for SJP, I don’t think she’s ugly. I think she is just unique more than anything. In my opinion, her worst problem is that she has gone over to the “a little too thin” side. When women are too thin, they start to look gaunt. I think her face would plump up and look nicer if she wasn’t borderline anorexic. This holds true for many hollywood starlets right now.

Spot on with the 5 selections. Could never figure out SJP, who with a size 12 nose has ALWAYS seemed extremely ugly. Oh and Madonna go without saying. Good job Maxim of hitting the nail on the head!!

SJP should #1 as the unsexist. She really isn’t that attractive. I don’t know what she is bitching about, she’s married and has a kid she should be happy at least one male found her sexy. Madonna shouldn’t be there as she worked hard to achieve want she has and many males find successful women unattractive because they make them feel small. Brit shouldn’t be there because she has real issues going on in her life and they shouldn’t be held against her, she is an unfortunate product of her environment. As for Amy she is asking for negative comments. She does have the right to look the way she wants if she thinks it is beautiful more power to her at least she has deliberately made herself look that way unlike SJP who tries to pretend to be what she isn’t. Sandra is find as she is. Maxim has every right to publish what it wants ‘freedom of speech’. So Vogue can go right ahead and do the same. It already sells the idea of the perfect female in its magazine for females why not Maxims a mag. for males.

it’s weird how a lot of you men are jumping on cutting down these women. you sound so hateful & so angry. maybe because these women are so much richer & more successful than you’ll ever be & probably better looking too?

Mean list, but some of the comments are funny.

IS the magazine editor German?
Two Jews at the top.
Amy Winehouse might be drugged up a bit right now
but shes actually kinda hot.
Sarah is Middle of the road but not ugly crap.
Ok Madonna does scare me.. but Brittney still has that
bubble butt delight.
I doubt Sandra Oh is trying for sexy anyways.

HAHA
how horrible

Everyone knows Sandra Oh is ugly, but she’s not really trying.

All the other women are beautiful, and you’d give your left testicle to have sex with them if they asked. And you know it. Sarah Jessica Parker, while maybe not so beautiful now, was gorgeous in her day. Get over yourself and look at some real beauties, not people like Marisa Miller. Now THAT is gross.

I’m sorry, Sarah Jessica Parker looks like a foot, she’s always looked like a foot, and she’ll continue to look more like a foot as time goes on. She’s never been “gorgeous” and it mystifies me to this day that Sex and the City was so popular with her in the cast. I’d rather get Hepatitis from Paris Hilton, hell, she could inject it right into my left testicle, then ever even contemplate the idea of having sex with Sarah Jessica Parker. Lord knows where this intense hatred for her comes from, but its there, and its real, and she’s been #1 on my unsexy list for years.

Now granted, thats my unsexy list. And I’m sure a lot of people have her on their lists. I do however think that it was in incredibly poor taste for Maxim to publish such a list regardless of how much I may agree with it. Sure we talk about those things amongst friends, but to publish something like that that millions of people, including young girls may read or hear about? I mean fucks sake, they may be unsexy but they’re still people with feelings, jeeze. Harsh, way harsh. Keep it to yourselves and reserve it for the water cooler next time guys, keep it out of print.

WTF kind of list is this! You don’t think they’re sexy? Who friggin’ cares! This is just malice for people with better lives; It says more about the people who write and read this crap than it does about those on the list…

Sad MFs

Hmmm, most of these women seem to be STRONG and have reputations for bein sexually EMPOWERED. Coincidence? Oh, those little boys at Maxim must be so frightened of the real world.

and i’m sure all you guys look like johnny depp right?
this is catty high school girl shit, wtf? it seems to me like all these guys are just pissed that so-called hot women (who are more silicone than flesh) won’t fuck their ugly asses. fuck off honestly. unsexy? look in the mirror you balding, beer bellied, wanna be frat boy losers. oh and fuck off.

as you were.

Sarah Jessica Parker has never looked better. After years of marriage and like 2 or 3 children, She looks HOTT!! These guys at Maxim are ridiculous.

britney spears is hot!

Ladies don’t get upset. These are little boys that have no writing talent that make these lists. They were probably sittin back scrathing their balls with writers block and decided to cowardly pick on these lovely ladies. I don’t think any of these women actually even asked these idiots permission to rate or judge them. Perhaps these little boys need to get a life.

Wow.I agree with most of the list, with the exception of BRITNEY! She’s absolutely beautiful and I believe one of the pretiest women alive.Sure she wasnt “flawless” a little while back, but for her to be on this list, is just crazy. SJP def has a witchlike nose though annd an annoying voice…she tops mine for Sure.

This list is a sad exercise in delusion. I’m always amused at how this conversation about unattractive women is always perpetuated by the fat, fantasy football-obsessed, lamentable manifestations of humanity among us who aren’t on any woman’s mind for any reason. What these guys fail to understand is that the reason they are so unsuccessful with women–aside from their 35% bodyfat–is that they harbor such a resentment of women for going 0-for-high school. Thus the need to denigrate women with drivel like this (”Nuh-uh, I rejected you first.”).

Either that, or this tripe was written by some bitchy gay man at the wrong time of the month. No legitimate justification for either scenario.

SJP is a fat hairy man crotch. Winehouse is grossss. Brit sucks, member that “bald thing”? Sandra Oh My God I Crapped My Pants. Madonna’s just an 80 year old vagina.