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August 24th, 2016 under Sex Toys, Sports figures


Ever since Ryan Lochte was caught liar, liar Speedo on fire, he has been dropped by several of his sponsors like Speedo and Gentle Hair Removal. Yesterday, a company made him a $10,000 offer and I hope he accepts it.
Autoblow 2 wants him to pose with their first robotic male masturbation device that simulates a blowjob and say, “Autoblow 2: the masturbation device Olympic champions chose.” I think they need to add, “And that is no lie.”
Back to him and the Autoblow 2. If he had one Rio, then he would’ve stayed in, not got drunk, allegedly destroyed a bathroom and told his mom he was robbed at gunpoint. Had none of the latter happened, he would still be a respected Olympian and not this Olympic’s joke.
What does he have to lose if he takes this offer? His career is already swimming with the sharks. So do it with Autoblow 2!

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