Seriously? OMG! WTF?

Natalie Portman is so flawless and gracious that she could run down the street in a potatoe sack, have the most embaressing moment of her life in front of millions, and still be the gorgeous American sweetheart we all konw, love, and drool over the next day.

Natalie is hot. I think I actually see smoke coming off of her. I like this photo.

She’d be hot if she weren’t ugly. And anorexic. With a giant fucking mouth.

i’m sorry, but i think she’s a total hippie who would run around nude at the beach. she just doesn’t want to be exploited because of that by the entertainment industry.

She not american she’s israeli.