For weeks I have been trying to figure out who Miley Cyrus
reminds me of and it just hit me that she reminds me of the World’s Ugliest Dogs. Not because I think she is ugly (which I don’t), but because just like the cute little pooches she just can’t keep her tongue in her mouth.
Seriously Miley you can stop it now! You know they say, “Don’t stick out your tongue unless you plan to use it.” But the only way we want you use to it is on a metal pole on a freezing cold winter day like in A Christmas Story.
Honestly she is not a little kid anymore, she is almost old enough to drink. So put that thing back in your mouth because we are sick of seeing it. Oh and put on some clothes because your tongue is not only thing we are sick of seeing of you.