Trace Adkins is a guest on The Late Late Show tonight at 12:37p to talk about Celebrity Apprentice: All-Stars and the CBS late night host asked the country singer if Donald Trump’s hair is real. The Honky Tonk Badonkadonk singer said it is because he studied it. He doesn’t know where it’s from, but it is real hair. Then the Scot theorized that maybe the mogul is creating the comb over with back hair because as he said “there’s no way that head hair looks like that naturally, it has to be imported from another part of the body.” The Ferguson concluded that “maybe it’s rouge pubes.” I think he might be onto something although I could’ve lived without that image.
And I also could’ve lived without the image that came from Adkins’ response, “I straighten my pubes!” ‘Nough said!
BTW I love love love that Trace Adkins kept a straight face during this whole conversation, even the comedian couldn’t do it. If you ever get a chance to read Adkins’ autobiography A Personal Stand: Observations and Opinions from a Freethinking Roughneck, you should totally do it because it is unlike any other one you have read.