via Daily Mail
You know how moms tell their daughters there are plenty of fish in the sea, well who knew the fish would take her up on it?
A woman on vacation in Cuba got more than she bargained for when a dolphin jumped out of the ocean and dry humped her. It was a real wham, bam, thank you maam, but it was enough to change her forever.
Moral to story, always douche to make sure you don’t smell like fish when you go to swim with the fishes. That is unless you are into that sort of thing…