On Saturday Comedy Central Roasted Roseanne and one of the Roasters from the special that airs this Sunday at 10p was the always funny Gilbert Gottfried. Before he told Roseanne what he thinks about her, I got to talk to him on the brown carpet that matched the one on her #1 rated show.
He told me he came out for the free meal (which I heard was catered by the always yummy Wolfgang Puck) and the paycheck. And I can’t argue with him because that is a good enough reason for anyone to do it.
Then I had to find out from him, whose voice is more distinguishable his or Roseanne’s? He said that both are their voices are so sexy that they should do a p0rn together. Something I would pay to see. But I can’t wait until then, so I got him to talk sexy to me and you have to listen what he said because it is such a turn on.
Before he went in to Roast Roseanne, I had to find out from him what else he is up to and he told me you can check out his website GilbertGottfried.com, his notorious Twitter account Real Gilbert, his book Rubber Balls and Liquor, listen to him read excerpts from Fifty Shades of Grey and his amazing article defending Daniel Tosh.
Now when it comes to him Roasting Roseanne or as he calls her Rozilla, all I will tell you is they saved the best for last because he was freaking hysterical. He had me laughing so hard, I spit up drink and I am normally a swallower.