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[ # ] Snooki is having her son circumcised so he can get laid
July 20th, 2012 under Jimmy Kimmel, VH1/MTV/CMT


Snooki was on Jimmy Kimmel Live yesterday and the host asked her if she plans on having her son circumcised when he is born. She said, “I definitely want him circumcised because then I feel he won’t get laid. The Jersey Shorer then added, “I want him to have a normal pen!s.” Only Snooki would think of her son’s future sex ability before he even leaves her womb. But you know what she is right and smart to do it because us girls like 10% off of everything.
Another thing she was smart about is now that she has stopped drinking, she realizes why people are so annoyed with her. Hopefully she will remember that after she has her son with a normal looking pen!s.
And Kimmel wants that baby to look normal in her world, so he got the baby a Fisher Price GTL set. I can’t wait to get that for my friends’ kid.

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[ # 1244817 ] Comment from Steve [July 20, 2012, 12:02 pm]

Yes, it’s totally normal to perform a medically unnecessary cosmetic surgery on a newborn.

[ # 1244846 ] Comment from Hugh7 [July 21, 2012, 1:44 am]

Out here in the real world, we intact guys have no trouble getting laid. A foreskin is a good airhead repellent, and normal is what he’s born with.

[ # 1244868 ] Comment from mike [July 22, 2012, 2:04 pm]

foreskin= ewwww

[ # 1244873 ] Comment from jlove [July 22, 2012, 4:41 pm]

i know a lot of girls that won’t sleep with a guy circumcised. A guy has to really make sure it’s cleaned properly as well. I’ve had both but prefer uncircumcised for sure…

[ # 1245422 ] Comment from vesna [August 12, 2012, 10:21 pm]

its not just cosmetic its also keeps it from smelling like fish..

[ # 1245623 ] Comment from Alex [August 24, 2012, 2:51 pm]

Foreskin doesn’t smell bad; disgusting hygiene does. If it ever smells fishy, it’s because the slob isn’t washing semen off. Semen breaks down into fishy alkylamines. But foreskin is a LOT easier to clean than a vagina. Proper hygiene makes foreskin awesome. It’s permanent lube that makes sex practically frictionless, and it makes dicks look animalistic. A survey said women are 86% more likely to report achieving orgasm with men with skin. But the most important thing is that it should be a decision men get to make for themselves rather than having their parents cut parts of their bodies off “for them.” That’s crazy.

[ # 1245770 ] Comment from Robin [September 2, 2012, 7:28 pm]

Funny how someone mentions foreskin has a fishy smell when ladyparts are widely known for their “tuna” aroma. If you don’t wash your junk, it smells bad. Period.

[ # 1246403 ] Comment from Tommy [September 30, 2012, 10:37 pm]

No surprises here – intelligent, educated parents leave their boys intact. Snooki is neither of those things.

[ # 1246781 ] Comment from jay [October 20, 2012, 8:56 pm]

air head.. no point saying anything more because stupid is as stupid does

[ # 1246992 ] Comment from Lisa [November 5, 2012, 10:46 pm]

I’ve had both and prefer uncircumcised. I’ve never had one that was stinky or anything. My bf now is cut and he has a nasty circumcision scar like its pink I pick on him about it all the time. Uncut looks weird when its not hard tho

[ # 1247063 ] Comment from Anonymous [November 12, 2012, 6:29 pm]

Only in America do we have to perform ritual genital mutilation on a baby boy to make his penis look “normal”. He could decide for himself when he’s old enough to get laid, ya know…

[ # 1247290 ] Comment from bronwyn [November 27, 2012, 12:18 am]

sheesh, what an idiot! a NORMAL penis is the penis a baby is born with. abnormal is one that is missing half its skin. circumcision takes half the skin off a penis…

[ # 1247805 ] Comment from Baby skin advocate [January 1, 2013, 9:44 am]

DON’T CUT UNDERAGE CHILDRENS sexual organ cover OFF (Mutliation/Maiming) AWAKE OR ASLEEP – PLEASE, FOR ANY REASON.
Period.

[ # 1249034 ] Comment from Ian [February 9, 2013, 6:27 am]

I am blessed cosmetically………..my uncut looks cut when erect and not ugly when its soft.Mine has triggered my GF’s ‘G spot’ where former cut guys did not achieve that for her.Masturbation is beautiful for me and for her to pleasure me too.The ‘fishy’ uncut stigma is no different to a womans vagina ‘fishy’aroma. The whole deal is eroticism by aroma-I love the smell of sex.

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