Snooki was on Jimmy Kimmel Live yesterday and the host asked her if she plans on having her son circumcised when he is born. She said, “I definitely want him circumcised because then I feel he won’t get laid. The Jersey Shorer then added, “I want him to have a normal pen!s.” Only Snooki would think of her son’s future sex ability before he even leaves her womb. But you know what she is right and smart to do it because us girls like 10% off of everything.
Another thing she was smart about is now that she has stopped drinking, she realizes why people are so annoyed with her. Hopefully she will remember that after she has her son with a normal looking pen!s.
And Kimmel wants that baby to look normal in her world, so he got the baby a Fisher Price GTL set. I can’t wait to get that for my friends’ kid.