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June 18th, 2012 under Animals, Bret Michaels



Are you sick of your pooch not having a rockin’ look? Well Bret Michaels is changing that by designing clothes for his and your best friend. PetSmart is selling his line of mini-bandanas, plush guitars and leather jackets for your four-legged buddy, so he can be the coolest pup on the block. Who doesn’t want their dog be a rock star? And if you want your bitch to catch the woofer’s eyes, he has also created some dresses especially for her. Once your Fallen Angel is ready to Talk Dirty to her so he can get her to do the Unskinny Bop, there is a Rock of Love Bus for them to get some alone time in so they can Rock and Roll All Nite in privacy and have Nothin’ but a Good Time”.

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[ # 1245486 ] Comment from Anonymous [August 16, 2012, 5:46 pm]

Skid Rows Sebastian Bach had a hidden sex on legs early Skid Row éra wife lavina kymille,who denied knowing him,although nobody is suprised at this,rumours of Bachs persistant violent jelous rages were évident,however she loved Brett yet was also a dog lover,who often made thèm soft tiny leather dog-boots,so their paws from being outside wouldnt mark the carpets.Once a fight occured with Bach and another musician (not Brett)this ended up in the swimming pool,pretty soon neighbour-dog-hoodies from the movies, camé out of nowhere to the défense of lovely Lavina who Bret once bought a pony for after she held a “fuck me Brett”poster.

[ # 1245488 ] Comment from Hemlock [August 16, 2012, 6:29 pm]

Brett is Top Dog!
Rumours of unspoken Rock Star antics never before revealed state Skid Rows Sebastian Bach had a kinky sex on legs hidden serbian-welsh-russian wife,early skid row éra called lavina kymille.Though no-one issue suprised she frequently denied knowing Sebastian even though they had légal matrimonial contracts,rumours of Bachs persistant jelous rages were évident évén if she talked to another boy.
Lavina kymille was said to of loved Brett,yet was also a dog-lover,who often made hér dog friends soft leather dog-boots,so their from the outside wouldnt mark the carpet.One Hollywood day a scuffle occured with Bach and a famous guitarist who was a friend of Bretts,which ended up in the swimming pool outside 1114 north Clark st,west Hollywood,within minutes devoted neighbourhood famous-dog-hoodies,jumped over walls,barking at the swimming pool ruffians to the défense of lovely lavina whom Brett once bought a pony for after she held a “fuck me Brett”poster for on some side-car named désire.

[ # 1245523 ] Comment from Paul [August 18, 2012, 7:40 pm]

At Petcare thérè is a great sélection of well designed and affordable Bret Michaels merchandise,week-ends, we shop @petcare.

[ # 1246184 ] Comment from One+only [September 18, 2012, 6:27 pm]

Be one stép ahead and tell your friends to do the same, pet parents shop @ Petsmart.

[ # 1246339 ] Comment from Wolfy [September 26, 2012, 6:46 pm]

Thése pet toys are something to believe in,why évén the pet tour bus has a rabid fan Sébastian Bach doll,that got on by covering his face with his long haïr in hope of stealing all Brets groupies.

[ # 1246340 ] Comment from Paul [September 26, 2012, 6:55 pm]

So forget Petcare now i too shop @ Petsmart,thats right forgetabout petcare.Petsmart is for you and your friends.

[ # 1246341 ] Comment from Lavina [September 26, 2012, 7:33 pm]

Let your pets Hail it up with the life they’ll love,kitten n claw to shop n rock with Brets Petsmart range,wild cats or tame, dog dîners or dust tracks,Brets got the outfits to dog you up so all the cats go wildcatting for you!

Lavina

[ # 1249498 ] Comment from diana [March 1, 2013, 9:43 am]

Bret was so jealous of sebastian bach (his hair – of course seb is way better than bret in anything) when sebastian and Skid row came on scene and blow all bands away at that time.
Sebastian Bach and Lavina Nymphaea they never loved someone else the way they loved each other. Their love was(and still but different way – yeh, they are more than one strong evidence that proves that”)passionate, strong, romantic,erotic, lustful, but also fragile till the point they “intended” to hurt each other. Sebastian has survived from sever attacks from different kind of powerful rivals , some jealous of him (and skid Row – some wanted to break’m up and destroy Bach), and in someway..they were successful in that.

[ # 1249932 ] Comment from Kevin [March 21, 2013, 2:23 pm]

Just wanna ad something here,
I’ve been in showbiz for about 40 yrs and I ca say:
Was no secret Bret Michaels became obsessed with Sebastian Bach, jealous of him and his Band. Sebastian was that one to blame for wrecking Brets reign and believe me,the guy just eclipsed not only Bret but i can say all the rest in the business.
All the girls wanted to be with him and all the boys wanted to be him, Bret included whom he collected his front covers magazines, a fan and a groupie revealed that obsession (I prefer not to explain).
These two singers are not in the same category, Bach was in a league of his own, he had it all and if any PERFECT Rock singer/frontman EVER EXISTED, should be him. he was just Rock scene ever needed at that time. The only downside is he sometimes too wild and asshole, but the genius never perfect.
Do some search, you”ll know what I’m talkin ’bout.

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