Last night on Jimmy Kimmel Live he had on the Stanley Cup champions The LA Kings and Martin Short, and he said he has “never been wetter than on this particular show”. Now before you get all excited and think he means down there because he got to go to the prom with another hot actress. He actually means wet because the Kings poured beer on him when he drank out of the Stanley Cup and then Martin Short drenched the ABC late night host in water to calm him down after he attacked the Three Amigo. Why would Kimmel and Short wrestle each other to the floor? Well Mr Ben Affleck got upset when Jiminy Glick admitted to having dinner with Kimmel’s daughter. Only thing is he forgot he was there too, so he went at him for no reason at all. Well there’s always a reason and it was so I could that double entendre headline. You know since it is always about me somehow.