is the network that brought us four shows dedicated the Kardashians, gave Joan Rivers another show where she critiques celebrities clothes, let Ryan Seacrest have even more airtime than he already had and thought that Chelsea Handler was funny enough to have a daily talk show and now they are bringing us more shows with people who need more time off our TVs instead of on.
Today the network announced three more shows that are coming to their airwaves. Whitney Cummings, Chelsea Handler’s protegee who is equally as unfunny, is getting a weekly talk show called Love You, Mean It with Whitney Cummings. Nigel Lythgoe is getting another reality show called Opening Act. I don’t really understand what it is about, but I don’t really care because I won’t be watching. His arrogance bothers me so much that anything his name is attached to is immediately a turn off for me. The last new show coming to their lineup is following the married life of the Jonas Brother we don’t care about. Kevin Jonas and wife Danielle are starring in their own reality show called Married to Jonas. I expect the this show will be as exciting as their biggest problem, Kevin’s snoring.
So once again I ask, why does E! hate us so much and give these people more airtime.